Shows how filthy my mind is: when I first saw your avatar earlier, I thought it was a girl going down on a guy with a bird coming out of his pants. Figured it was just a badly drawn rooster.
cock a doodle do.
This is a shirt sold by Ben Sherman. Love the xray of the chest/lungs, which is where a majority of my health problems exist. Add the guitar into the mix and it just fits me so well. Of course, I had to order this shirt the second I saw it, as well as make it my avatar.
I never felt unsafe or truly threatened. Hell, they are even running vehicle caravans in Sinai to calm the worries over Bedouin tribe kidnappings. Egyptians are very polite and respectful and want to see Americans and tourists, etc.
Dahab was the favorite of all cities, no wonder it’s got a bunch of ex-pats residing and working there, marrying and shacking up local boys. 150LE (one dollar equals six pounds Egyptian LE) for a finger of hash, 80LE for half finger. 24oz bottle of iced cold Sakara Gold or Stella beer for 10/15LE. Hotel rooms are twenty bucks a night. The best snorkeling you’ll ever see. Get a large handed massage from the lovely hermaphrodite Lucy at the nail salon near The Lighthouse. Aswan was also amazing and, depending on how a meeting goes tomorrow, I may be soon selling ‘Felucca Tour’ tickets online. A felucca is the sailboat of the Nile and there’s no better way to transport back in time. Aswan’s rare expensive spot was The Old Cataract, where famous writers/celebs/various dignitaries have stayed, as my four gin bill came out to 783LE! The service and view was impeccable though. Not really a sheesha person and, after the pyramids, could take or leave Cairo for the most part. Too vast. So go to Dahab and Aswan, for sure.
yeah, I pulled him outta my ass & put a cape on it!
Yea I can't decide what to use. It has to be quite dynamic in order to "get it" me thinks.... cr****
You'd think a star like Gronk could find a tighter hole than that.
At least she got something out of the relationship
Bill Belichick shrugs off Rob Gronkowski’s pic with a topless Bibi Jones
By Gayle Fee and Laura Raposa with Megan Johnson | Thursday, September 20, 2012 | http://www.bostonherald.com | The Inside Track
Photo by Matthew Healey; Blazing Bucks/Splash News
Ex-porn star Bibi Jones made a play to get back on the Gronk wagon yesterday, but down in Foxboro her tweet taking credit for 87’s slippery fingers on Sunday was ruled a fumble.
“And if he caught the game-winning touchdown, that would be because he was thinking about her too?” laughed one locker room regular.
In case you missed it, Bibi, aka Britney Maclin, tweeted early yesterday morning that Rob Gronkowski told her he missed Tom Brady [stats]’s pass to the back of the end zone Sunday because “he was thinking of me.”
“Gotta get back in his life,” she added (with smiley emoticon).
Bibi posted a new photo of her and Gronk where she’s topless with the caption “pic of gronk (and) I that no one has never (sic) seen lol - naughty!” But the shot is clearly from the same batch Gronk took with Bibi during the Pats’ bye week last season. First off, Mr. Yo Soy Fiesta’s wearing the same yellow T-shirt and blue shorts he wore in the earlier pictures. And the 87 shirt the two are holding has a Reebok logo. This year’s unis are by Nike.
And as you well know, Gronk already apologized to team owner Bob Kraft for those Kodak moments — last year!
But Jones’ ploy apparently fooled one Channel 7 reporter who headed down to Foxboro yesterday to grill Pats coach Bill Belichick about Gronk’s “distractions.” Here’s how that went down:
Q: Have you seen any sign that off-the-field distractions affected Rob Gronkowski’s play on Sunday? There’s a report out of New York that that played a role and I’m wondering what you think about that.
Belichick: Right now, I’m thinking about Baltimore.
Q: Have you ever talked to Rob Gronkowski about trying to minimize some of this off-the-field stuff that hits the tabloids?”
Belichick: We talk to our players a lot about a lot of things. I talk to the players every single day other than their day off; I talk to them about a lot of things ... We could talk about that all day — covering just a lot of things that we cover.
It went on, but you get the drift.
Bibi had been flying under the radar since July when the 20-year-old Digital Playground superstar posted an emotional video on YouTube retiring from the porn racket.
“I’ve been extremely unhappy the last couple of months. I’m not happy with me. I need to look at the big picture here and everyone knows that porn doesn’t last forever ... I guess I’m saying I’m getting out of the business.”
However, she has continued to post X-rated pics on her Twitter account.
Yesterday, Bibi removed the tweet about Gronk telling her he was thinking about her when he dropped that TD ball. Wonder why ... She also tried to claim that she didn’t actually post the topless pic, saying she was out partying and “these Boston (sic) took my phone ... This is gonna be drama.”
Ah, you said it, sistah....
File Under: Jonesing for Bibi?
Can anyone guess who it is?
Last edited by Neighborhood Creep; 12-07-2012 at 10:50 AM.
Fuck. I change avatars like my moods.
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
Josh is watching you.
As the lineup rapidly approaches, it's time to get ready.
Bring it on, motherfuckers.