Best route to festival?

[instinct]

It's weird.. Sometimes I've had to wait an hour just to go like that couple of miles and other times, it's felt like we just drove right in. Anyways.. Is there a back route that's better or anything? I'm coming from Palm Springs.

[Sushov23]

I know, but I'm not telling.

[Weeping Willow]

this is the type of thing you find out for yourself after years of attendance and don't tell anyone.

[Tijuana]

Exactly... and if anyone does... I hope you get a flat tire or something.

[Basskitten85]

Just stay far away from the town of " Gilman"... just drive right through

[microserfs21]

You guys should stop joking with this guy about a back route in the festival. Everyone knows there is only one way in and out of the festival grounds. No shortcuts.

[instinct]

lol i'm a coachella vet.. it fucking just seems random to me. I've been going to Coachella longer than anyone here.

[scoop49er]

honestly i found out from someone who had a great detailed guide that worked great so i cant give it out but do ur research and u will find ur answer

[instinct]

god damn these boards suck.

[amyzzz]

Can't any of you PM the poor guy the answer?

[BROKENDOLL]

god damn these boards suck.

Maybe if you offered a blowjob you'ld get directions?

[Sexecutioner]

Can't any of you PM the poor guy the answer?

no, he can figure it out like the rest of us did.

"It's supposed to be a challenge, it's a shortcut! If it were easy it would just be the way."

[amyzzz]

Some of us are navigationally challenged.

[thephatkat]

i think it's just what time you arrive...then again, in my experiences i've never had to wait more than 10 minutes or so.

[thephatkat]

you know what? i'm a douche...i totally take that back. i'm at an unfair advantage. sorry.

[scoop49er]

yeah u have to figure it out on ur own.... but its out here

[amyzzz]

I just go early--like 9am--and it's not too bad on the way in.

[humanoid]

lol i'm a coachella vet.. it fucking just seems random to me. I've been going to Coachella longer than anyone here.

I only started in '99...since you started in 1832 aren't you familiar with some old secret wagon train route?

[dabassman]

TOP SECRET
Quickest Way to Coachella Festival

-First you need to plan the route out with mapquest or any other program and then just go the exact opposite way but make sure to do this on a bicycle.

-Another option will also include mapping it out but then you throw the map away because it’s useless (make sure to recycle) buy a jetpack, do acid start your jetpack up and head for INDIO and look for the massive crowd or listen for the great music! Just look out for the planes and my helicopter on the way... (make sure to fly low) A true vet has a shortcut embrace your surroundings or you will be stuck in traffic. A Porter pottie shortcut also exists maybe we should reveal that one.......

If you get a jetpack and acid you would still want to go to Coachella?

04' 05' 06' 07'

[microserfs21]

lol i'm a coachella vet.. it fucking just seems random to me. I've been going to Coachella longer than anyone here.

Then you should seriously know all the shortcuts by now. Any retard looking at a map could figure out a shortcut.

[cfritz75]

I only clicked on this thread to make sure someone wasn't giving it out. I knew I shouldn't have doubted.

[jonasfly]

Let's hope that GoogleMaps is non-operational for the next week so no one can figure out any alternate routes... like HWY. 111

Why would anyone post here without providing useful information? The internet has provided us all new potential... Some are using it to prove how lame and useless they can be (and likely always have been), while dangling their "secret" knowledge just a mouse-click away. Others still have the character to provide legitimate answers to legitimate questions...

[Pixiessp]

Let's hope that GoogleMaps is non-operational for the next week so no one can figure out any alternate routes... like HWY. 111

Why would anyone post here without providing useful information? The internet has provided us all new potential... Some are using it to prove how lame and useless they can be (and likely always have been), while dangling their "secret" knowledge just a mouse-click away. Others still have the character to provide legitimate answers to legitimate questions...

is that the secret alternate route. that's not a secret.
i heard there was a pre party at the living desert.
the password is: iguana steak

[Cheddar's Cousin]

I hope you have fun on that one. Make sure to catch it in Palm Springs so you get the full benefit of the short cut.

[jonasfly]

I hope you have fun on that one. Make sure to catch it in Palm Springs so you get the full benefit of the short cut.

Again, this is not helpful. I hope you never make it to the festival, I hope you choke on Cheez-Its and die. But that's not relevant or helpful.

I know Hwy 111 can suck too, but hey, just offering whatever help I can, for those who can't read maps or don't have a crystal ball.

[amyzzz]

I've used the 111, but it seems whatever route I use, the last couple miles are always a bitch, and it seemed like they always routed the traffic so that you HAD to go on Monroe or some shit.

[NiceArthur32]

should i????


nah....