BREAKING NEWS: captncrzy = loser

[Somewhat Damaged]

She just took first place in a bar trivia contest, or so I gathered from the text message quoted below:

If u r on the bord, pleas poat this fact: im officially a loser. I just took first place in a bar teivia contest. Im a loser. kthxbye

Let's all make fun of her for it.

[algunz]

I always wondered who those losers were . . . you see their names up there with those high scores. . .

[kitt kat]

BUT LOSERS NEVER WIN!!!!

[Wheres the beef?]

But, but, but Wayne has bar dollars...

[gaypalmsprings]

No, it said "first place in a bar teivia contest" - maybe that's a Jewish game or something

[Wheres the beef?]

[Somewhat Damaged]

Here, since none of y'all are being any fun:

[Somewhat Damaged]

Haha, one more before I go to bed:

[bmack86]

Kingsblend wins hook, line and sinker.

"So it IS grass...I'm gonna eat it."

"Wait! Your hair is good to eat!"

[TomAz]

[TomAz]

[TomAz]

[thelastgreatman]

Is this really "breaking" news?

[marooko]

that fucking sucks.

[gaypalmsprings]

That's very LOLZ!

[JustSteve]

that fucking sucks.

fuck no it doesn't, they paint those areas red for a reason, hopefully that fool didn't get any money for repairs, either.

[paganman7]

This picture fills my heart with joy!

[SFChrissy]

[captncrzy]

oh, today is a bad bad day. i'm going back to bed. no need to fill you in on the vomitous night i had.