New game

[mob roulette]

If you want to play. Hit the "random article" button on Wikipedia several times in succession and list the results here. Please let us know if you learn anything useful or if you notice any pattern in the results.

Here, I'll start:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Entity

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_Italy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triose_...ase_deficiency

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Abraham

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kernstown%2C_Virginia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lama_%28band%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Kimmelman

"In 2007, Lama got the Best Ukrainian act award of MTV Europe Music Awards."

Huh. Who knew?

Also this game has a shelf life of about two pages, so get in while the getting's good.

[thelastgreatman]

[mob roulette]

Suck it Randalf.

[thelastgreatman]

You're just jealous I get a wizard's name and you're a color, Mauve.

[mob roulette]

You know, a simple tribute to Christopher Wallace on the tenth anniversary of his death likely would have been enough. You didn't have to jizz on the legacy by posting every lyrical scrap you could get your attention-starved little hands on. Hack.

[thelastgreatman]

It wasn't the tenth anniversary of his death. And his name is not Christopher Wallace. It's fucking Biggie.

Yours is Mauve. Mine's Randalf. Now do we all know where we stand?

[mob roulette]

It wasn't the tenth anniversary of his death. And his name is not Christopher Wallace. It's fucking Biggie.

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...=biggie+smalls

Quit riding my fucking coattails, bitch boy. Anything you can do, I can do better and I did it years before you even thought to open your fucking mouth. I was making my bones when you were still jerking off into your sister's panties. You fucking child. Who told you you could work with men?

Those references you can catch? Clear enough? You sloe-eyed, spoon-fed, overprivileged brat. Still buying brown tar with your mama's credit card? She must be so proud. You don't know your Mamet from your asshole, tugboat, let alone how to fucking fact check. It's a bit of a disgrace, really.

[amyzzz]

[thelastgreatman]

Mob, I'm curious--what is it that transpired in the time you've been gone that caused you to shed the big gaping vagina you used to wear around? You almost have a sack it would appear.


You got the operation?

[thelastgreatman]

Fact check? I was trying to fact check--you haven't answered how you've suddenly stopped being a big pussy, but it would appear that actually you're merely now a miserable cunt. Still, at least now you're actually almost funny occasionally.

Sorry that I didn't give a fuck you had started a thread about a different subject involving the same artist. Sorry that I'm going to continue to not give a fuck. Sorry that the last few months clearly haven't been good to you. I've been doing EXCELLENT, thanks for asking. =)

[mob roulette]

I think I hurt his feelings. So Dress Barn must be a pretty flexible employer then? Did you get reimbursed for the stay in rehab or is that on your dime? Health insurance can be a wonderful thing, Randy. You should look into it. Course you'd have to make more than nine dollars an hour to afford it.

[thelastgreatman]

How much do I have to make to get your life, Mob? That's what I really want. Clearly being you is smooth sailing. Remember when you were the sweet, innocent middle-aged guy with a 14 year old Mormon kid's sense of appropriateness?

Really, what happened? Did somebody rape and kill your multiple wives? Oh wait, you didn't even have one wive, did you?

[mob roulette]

Weak sauce.

Come on, tiger. Make it worth my while.

[thelastgreatman]

Frankly, it's not that interesting.

[chiapet]

Can we get back to the wikipedia randomness?

[fatbastard]

You reminded me to print the list of MacArthur fellows on Wikipedia. I print random things as they come in my head and leave them in a stack on the lower left file cabinet of my desk. When I need to do "big potty", I grab an article or two and read them. I throw them in the trash can next to the sink before washing my hands.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plane_%28tool%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamb%C3%A9_%28comics%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuni_Shara

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tickhil...ailway_station

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucia_%28butterfly%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_XL_Falcon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley_...8Hagerstown%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alton%2C_Maine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lochmaben_Fair

[mob roulette]

One of my elementary school teachers drove a Ford Falcon. Big fan.

[chiapet]

Seriously, I want a job where I make tons of money by just siting around and browsing wikipedia or uncyclopedia all day.

[alex97]

Seriously, I want a job where I make tons of money by just siting around and browsing wikipedia or uncyclopedia all day.

uncyclopedia rules! best part is the "did you know.."

[fatbastard]

All I can say is that my new diet has me in the crapper at least 3 times a day. I need to make the most of my time by enlightening myself rather than staring at a metal door..

[chiapet]

....

[Hannahrain]

Uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

Sometimes this is good, sometimes it's crap. You know. Like most things.


Can we please start the fight back up? I missed it.


Edit. I just got this one.

[thelastgreatman]

Humble Pies do not fight. We are a dignified people. Well, dignified pie.

[Hannahrain]

Also Valarie someday you and I need to sit in a balcony and play Statler and Waldorf about everything and everybody.

[PassiveTheory]

Fuck this wikipedia shit, I wanna see Mob and Randy go at it.

[Hannahrain]

Ew. I just want to see them fight.

[PassiveTheory]

Ew. I just want to see them fight.

You do realize that them fighting is pretty much as homoerotic as them fucking, right?

[chiapet]

You do realize that them fighting is pretty much as homoerotic as them fucking, right?

I don't think the fucking and fighting have to be mutually exclusive.

[kreutz2112]

[miscorrections]

I missed you, Mob.