I've seen people loot and it looks like great fun.
I want in on that looty action. I'd be good at it though, I'd wait for everybody else to rush in and overpower the lootees, gather up the good stuff, and then I'd loot that guy. See? Thinky looting.
That's smart. That's the problem with looting. People don't think hard enough about it. It's all smash, carry a tv, light things on fire. Impractical. I like where you're going with this. I bet you would have been good at Supermarket Sweep.