Homecoming was saturday night and today in class my teacher called me over and said i need to talk to you after class. I came up to his desk and he said "Mr. Yeazel(the dean of discipline) and Ms. Francis(some old lady) saw you dancing at homecoming and told me to make sure you were aware that what you did was not acceptable. If you try to do that again you will not be allowed back to another dance at this school."
After this he continued saying things such as i was the dirtiest dancer he saw at homecoming, and used words such as "inhumane" "absolutely terrifying" and "from a parent's perspective, downright disrespectful of the human body" to describe the dancing displayed. The funniest part of the whole thing is when the dance was over, my date kept going on about how all the other girls were such sluts.
I will show you pictures of before the dance sometime later. Sadly no pictures of me dancing were taken. Also after they broke me up at the dance with the girl i started some tektonic dansing by myself, and the teachers took me to the back and i took some alcohol test with some strip on the tongue. Luckily i did not drink before, cause there was like 3 cop cars there and i wanted none of that business.
Moral of the story-never break out your moves at a catholic schools homecoming.