The Official Headliner Deathmatch Thread

[betao]

So, who would win in a violent, all-out fight to the death?

[bug on your lip]

Jizz Johnson doesn't fight

[betao]

also feel free to justify your answers

[paulb]

underworld.

[sames44]

Portishead - would not miss, although the Underworld answer made me giggle.

[betao]

awesome that there are no votes for jj yet.

[quicksand]

hahaha JJ has 0 votes

[betao]

he has 1 now.

still loosing.

[hypervera]

maybe he will send the monkey to fight

[SFChrissy]

Kraftwerk is gonna have the crowd rocking a big huge dance fest and everyone will be happy and enjoying it!!! If you only knew...

[stewboss]

Jack Johnson's monkey is not a fighter monkey, it's sole purpose is to help him put on his sandals and beads in the morning.

[Crackerfromcrenshaw]

Underworld shall be added and if not i am still happy cause i am seeing them at roundhouse in london! fucking frequent flyer miles have finally added up and got me a week stay in LawNDawN...

[Mr.Wyndham]

how come on underworld's myspace they don't have anything scheduled for the month of april?
their normal site dates stop at march.

im curious.

[Crackerfromcrenshaw]

how come on underworld's myspace they don't have anything scheduled for the month of april?
their normal site dates stop at march.

im curious.

I remember listening to a promo interview of Underworld and Darren Price says he hates to travel and enjoys boogie-music (chic, beegees, etc) more than electronic, so much that he gets bored doing IDM/dance music tours so i figure its just laziness/he wants to enjoy himself.

[Mr.Wyndham]

yeah and they just played in the us in September.

[guest-1185]

maybe he will send the monkey to fight

HAHAHA! Oh that shitty Jack Johnson...

[betao]

underworld had my vote...they will be added, play "Pearls Girl", and jack johnson will simply melt from the awesomeness.

[waxybk]

I voted for Jack....because I feel like since there is all this bashing of him, he will come out of nowhere and fight dirty.

With that said, I still hate Jack Johnson.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

Portishead, unless Waters shows up with the Floyd...

[waxybk]

Wait are we voting based on a deathmatch....or the talents of the artists...

I am voting based on deathmatch skills...do I need to stop thinking so violently???

[betao]

no, this is a violent thread. you're going in the right direction.

[waxybk]

oh yes!

Bring on the destruction!

[Gypsy_Punk]

Roger Waters, because I saw his decrepit green ass tear it up in that new Star Wars movie. Dude he was doing backflips and shit. But I guess later he went and hid out in that swamp for another hundred years, but I bet he was just sitting there and getting PISSED!

[faxman75]

Awesome, the winner of the death match is someone who is not even going to be there! ROFLMAO

[betao]

seriously. that is just how awesome underworld is.

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Roger Waters will destroy them all...look what he did to Pink Floyd.

[Weeping Willow]

Roger Waters wins on sheer number of people in the band. Opponents could be blinded by laser lights and jaw dropping video projections, or assaulted by flying pig.

[betao]

Roger Waters wins on sheer number of people in the band. Opponents could be blinded by laser lights and jaw dropping video projections, or assaulted by flying pig.

That is a sweet way to battle.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

That last part should be changed to "nothing, Aphex Twin will be added and OWN everything".

[rage patton]

That last part should be changed to "nothing, Aphex Twin will be added and OWN everything".

I was just thinking that.