Very unlikely. Dude, it's the desert.
Extremely likely due to thousands of disgruntled festivalgoers throwing bottles of piss at the main stage.
Inevitable, as kroqken will be crying floods of emo tears as Jack Johnson's song "Bubbletoes" reminds him of a girl he once met on the bus.
Other (please elaborate).
"The first time I heard the new single off the Bravery album, I actually cried, and I do not even remember the name of that damn song. It reminded me of this girl I am in love with." - kroqken
Clearly this is an omen that it's going to rain Jack Johnson. He'll be killed by Radiohead fans.
or pissed on by the front row...which will be the only row filled with a couple people resembling this:
There was some part of me that was sure this would turn into a discussion of urine.
Why would today be any different, Jennie?
I kinda like the girl on the left, with the hamburger resembling stomach.
Little Dragon/SOFI TUKKER: 4/13 @ Pappy & Harriet's
Coachella 2017: 4/14-16 @ Empire Polo Fields
Metallica: 6/18 @ Soldier Field
if y'all give me enough money i will straight pee on jack johnson's face for ya.