I've been to every Coachella.

I've loved the years with strong headliners.

I've loved the years with relatively less-newsworthy headliners even more.

I get all the time in the world to enjoy a bunch of up and coming artists, while a whole bunch of people line-up to see random reunions and pop acts.

I hope everyone buys tickets to see Jack Johnson, Roger Waters and Dwight Yoakam (hahahha wtf).

All the more room for me to enjoy the smaller print.

P.S. Poor people suck.