This here's the tale bout Hairy Rich
He's a big furry cocksuckin son of a bitch
He's got a very nice place down by Scottsville road
and he said, "Come on over, I'll extract your load."
I told the ol'lady I was outta beer
Then I hopped on my hog and I jammed her in gear
Lickety split and I was on the road
My balls a growin heavy, they's about to explode
I pulled up to his crib and I jumped off my ride
When I banged on the door he just yanked me inside
He pointed to the couch and said,"git over there."
And I said to myself, "I just met Yogi Bear."
I got out of my jeans - down to my underwear.
And he got on his knees and he rubbed me down there
I could tell this dude was ready for some blow-job action
And it was then I found out his jaw had positraction
He whipped out my junk and got down to some suckin
My face was turnin red and my hips were a buckin
He sucked it real hard and he sucked it real long
My head was gettin dizzy, my big boner was strong
He applied super vaccume to my lovin machine
I was gettin rather close to unleashing some steam
A few moments later it was over for me
My unit was soft, my balls were floatin free.
If you ever get the chance to hook up with Hairy Rich
(He's the big furry cocksuckin son of a bitch.)
I must tell you not to waste the opportunity
cause a finer cocksucker you aint likely to see.
Well I spent too much time expressing my thanks
to a big hairy fella who enjoys lotsa cranks
It must be time for me to get outta here
You'll never guess honey - we're outta beer
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