You're all flawed in many ways. As am I, although not nearly to the same degree as the rest of you. But I'm working on it. In 2008, I am going to:
-Try not to spend so much money. I checked my bank balance the other day and it told me I had four dollars.
-Try not to be such a slob. I'm not sure if I have carpet or wood floors.
-Try not to spend so much goddamn time online. This has gotten out of hand.
What are YOU going to do to make yourself less objectionable in the new year?