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    I just made the decision to finally get one of these installed in my house and I just had to tell you all how happy I am that I did! I can't wait!


    The limeys are coming to install it this Friday.

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    Careful grandma keep on the look out for gremlins.

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    ahahahaaa!!


    *sigged*
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    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    hey grandma would you consider yourself to be a cougar?

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    no, she's a leopard.

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    what is a leopard?

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    i believe similar to a cougar, but older.

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    Is it because at a certain age you get liver spots? Those're hot.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    It kinda makes me happy that there is even an older age demographic that share in my love for sizzler.

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    The Sizzler dessert table is a creamy froth of horror.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    It jiggles too. I didnt know that you could make so many different jello desserts.

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    hahah cougar. I'm gay for Jamie.

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    "Where'd you two meet, an Amber Alert?"

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    Frank; Dude! I totally forgot. I bought you a sweater. It’s slim-fitting - they call it a French cut. And it wasn’t on sale or anything.

    Jamie: Wow, thanks.

    Frank: Do you need any help trying it on?

    Liz: Frank, stop it.

    Frank: I can’t. I’m gay for Jamie.

    Liz: No, that’s not a thing. You can’t be gay for just one person…unless you’re a lady and you meet Ellen.

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    Lets hope the install men aren't foreign. That would be awkward, wouldn't it?

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    why would it be awkward?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    why would it be awkward?
    Well you know those old people and their racism. Alright I apologize for my skirting around the real topic. Old people hate black people.

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    ummmm black people dont work so there is nothing to worry about.

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    hahaha
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    ummmm black people dont work so there is nothing to worry about.
    The way the good lord intended. Good on them.

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    My grandma calls them "the coloreds".
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    My grandpa orders "flied lice" at Chinese restaurants.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    When my grandma found out that my sister's married last name was going to be "Vargas", she asked her "Why can't you just marry a nice white man?".
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    My grandpa orders "flied lice" at Chinese restaurants.
    That made me LOL.
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    So, Jen, when will I finally get to meet this lovely woman?
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    "I assume you guys aren't familiar with all of the shit on this lineup but if you listened to shit radio stations you would be."

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    My grandma used to have one of these. I used to crush hotwheels and food with it as the chair went up the rail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged View Post
    So, Jen, when will I finally get to meet this lovely woman?
    I'm hoping she'll die before you have to deal with that.
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    not long ago my cousin, who's half mexican and half filipino, got married to her long-time boyfriend, who's black. during the ceremony, my cousin's filipino father whispered to the person sitting next to him, "Who's that black lady over there?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    My grandma calls them "the coloreds".
    Did you put her on ignore?
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