Lives in the desert.
EPA Superfund site.
Bites her tongue when she smiles.
is an exhibitionist
is a master of the obvious
has farted on her camera lens numerous times while attempting to take pictures of her butt
stinky has been spying on me
likes to bring up old jokes
is an old joke
is an older joke
can't tell a joke
5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop
is always so bitchy
likes male tushies
Wears tanktops backwards
has a good memory
Ye Olde Joke
texts and drives. before.
whines a lot