i took a 14 year old out and had many chances of getting arrested

[caco0283]

So last Saturday I took this 14 year old girl out. I asked her parents the night before if I could take her out. They were ok with it. She has been like my little sister since she was 3. I took her to the Buzz Bake Sale, her first concert.

There was like 6 of us that went to the show. When we showed up tickets were sold out and I had no idea what to do. Then I saw some Mexican with a garbage can walk through the gates and nobody paid him mind. Granted he work there and had on one of those fancy yellow shirts but I thought it would be a cool idea to roll a garbage can through the gate. So I grabbed one and started to walk towards the gate. My friend Anthony followed me with a garbage can. The Mexican working the gate just let us through. We set the cans down and darted. I called my friends and told them to try to buy tickets and I would meet them in about an hour. I had to go watch Siversun Pickups.

After some time they all got tickets for free except for one and we just paid 30 bucks for that ticket. At the end of the night my ride left us and we are about an hour and a half drive from home. Run into some friends of the 14 year old and they said they would take us home. When they started to leave we lost them in the crowd of people. So we are outside the gate with no ride and no way of getting back into the show. I call a friend and she said she would come pick us up but it would be about an hour till she can come. So we are stuck outside and have to wait. After ten minutes I'm like fuck this. We walk to the start of the big hill the venue is at and we dart up it. 50ft later people down below are screaming at us to come back. 150 ft later we are at a 15 foot fence. 90 seconds later we are in the crowd.

I was a bad influence on this 14 year old girl but she had the time of her life and I'm to thank for that. GOOD TIMES

[Tylerdurden31]

Who played the Bake Sale? I went a few times when I was in college, then the lineups started getting shittier.

[Stefinitely Maybe]

Dude, Ronnie, don't leave us all wondering: DID YOU GET LAID OR NOT!?

[Yablonowitz]

I'm picturing it right now. Ronnie and this girl, Ronnie giving her advice on what her future holds....


"I could tell you that what you think of as your personality is nothing but a collection of Vanity Fair articles. I could tell you your choice of sexual partners this evening was decided months ago by some account executive at Young & Rubicam. I could tell you that given a week to study your father and the ways in which he ignores you I could come up with a schtick you'd be helpless to resist. Helpless."

[Mr.Nipples]

Then I saw some Mexican with a garbage can walk through the gates and nobody paid him mind. Granted he work there and had on one of those fancy yellow shirts but I thought it would be a cool idea to roll a garbage can through the gate. So I grabbed one and started to walk towards the gate. My friend Anthony followed me with a garbage can. The Mexican working the gate just let us through. We set the cans down and darted.

...the freshmaker!

[caco0283]

Nonpoint, The Used, The Almost, Sick Puppies, The Starting Line, Paramore, Chevelle, Fiction Plane, Three Days Grace, Papa Roach, Rise Against, Coheed and Cambria, Against Me, Saosin, and Silversun Pickups played

Stef I havent been laid in about 3 weeks, I'm starting to forget what a woman's private area looks and taste like.

Greg funny thing is that I do give her advice but not quite like that

[Stefinitely Maybe]

Stef I havent been laid in about 3 weeks, I'm starting to forget what a woman's private area looks and taste like.

See, this is the price you pay for cutting your hair. You just don't look straight any more.

[Tylerdurden31]

Nonpoint, The Used, The Almost, Sick Puppies, The Starting Line, Paramore, Chevelle, Fiction Plane, Three Days Grace, Papa Roach, Rise Against, Coheed and Cambria, Against Me, Saosin, and Silversun Pickups played

wow...aside from Silversun Pickups and Against Me...these shows have gotten more and more horrible over time.

[Yablonowitz]

wow...aside from Silversun Pickups and Against Me...these shows have gotten more and more horrible over time.

All music improves when you're taking a 14-year-old girl with you.

[Stefinitely Maybe]

How was Paramore? That girl is kind of hot, in a wacky emo underage kind of way.

[marooko]

Stef I havent been laid in about 3 weeks, I'm starting to forget what a woman's private area looks and taste like.

cha ching. sig.

did you wear the pants?

[caco0283]

See, this is the price you pay for cutting your hair. You just don't look straight any more.

negro thats not why. Its the holiday season. I don't want to get some girls emotions all up and have her feel like we are going to spend the holiday season together. Fuck that shit. I'm spending Christmas with Frankie, my dog. Also my hair isn't that short

How was Paramore? That girl is kind of hot, in a wacky emo underage kind of way.

I didn't watch much of them. Wanted to go check out The Used. What I did see wasn't that impressive. Although all the teenage girls were digging on it

[TomAz]

We walk to the start of the big hill the venue is at and we dart up it. 50ft later people down below are screaming at us to come back. 150 ft later we are at a 15 foot fence. 90 seconds later we are in the crowd.

there are no big hills in south florida that I can recall.

[caco0283]

at sound advice there is....its man made up in west palm beach

[TomAz]

my daughter likes Saosin. she's even got a tshirt.

[Deviate_420]

Caco, your my hero. I do have one question. How did you become best friends with a 14 year old girl?

[algunz]

there are no big hills in south florida that I can recall.

Yeah, I thought the same thing.

Oh and Caco giving advice to this poor girl . . . She's destined to a life of debauchery and street fights. But, it all makes for a damn good story.

[bug on your lip]

When we showed up tickets were sold out and I had no idea what to do. Then I saw some Mexican with a garbage can walk through the gates and nobody paid him mind. Granted he work there and had on one of those fancy yellow shirts but I thought it would be a cool idea to roll a garbage can through the gate. So I grabbed one and started to walk towards the gate. My friend Anthony followed me with a garbage can. The Mexican working the gate just let us through. We set the cans down and darted.

hahhahaha
Caco looks like a Mexican garbage man

[amyzzz]

Every time I read one of your threads, caco, I thank the Lord I've already got my man and don't have to worry about running into guys like you.

[thelastgreatman]

The title of this thread really sounds like you kept getting caught fucking a 14 year old last night.

[caco0283]

Caco, your my hero. I do have one question. How did you become best friends with a 14 year old girl?

her and her 3 sisters lived across the street from me...now i live with her sisters and her

Yeah, I thought the same thing.

Oh and Caco giving advice to this poor girl . . . She's destined to a life of debauchery and street fights. But, it all makes for a damn good story.

im trying to find pictures of the it but there isnt any...also im keeping her away from the streets so she doesnt end up like Sean Taylor

Every time I read one of your threads, caco, I thank the Lord I've already got my man and don't have to worry about running into guys like you.

how in the world did i do anything wrong to women in this thread amy...fucking moron....all i did was take a friend out to her first concert for Chirstmas....why dont you go do some more acid with your man and make more children so youll have more people to wipe your ass for you when all that acid fries your brain....also amy you wouldnt run into guys like me cos youll have to live in south florida for that to happen....and south florida is mostly pretty women. And amy, I've seen your picture, you wont fit in

The title of this thread really sounds like you kept getting caught fucking a 14 year old last night.

that was the point

[amyzzz]

negro thats not why. Its the holiday season. I don't want to get some girls emotions all up and have her feel like we are going to spend the holiday season together. Fuck that shit.

uh-huh.

[J~$$$]

Amys just mad because the milk man wont tag team her.

[caco0283]

Since I'm trying not to brake a girls heart, that makes me a bad guy??? Subtext amy, subtext....i wont be surprised if your man is cheating on you as we speak....most married men cheat, so why not him

[Neutral Milk Hotel]

You're a 23-year-old man.

[amyzzz]

My man doesn't need to cheat. It's not called cheating if I allow it.

[bug on your lip]

My man doesn't need to cheat. It's not called cheating if I allow it.

Oh God... someone please hit me in the head hard enough to erase my memory

[Boourns]

Nonpoint, The Used, The Almost, Sick Puppies, The Starting Line, Paramore, Chevelle, Fiction Plane, Three Days Grace, Papa Roach, Rise Against, Coheed and Cambria, Against Me, Saosin, and Silversun Pickups played

Stef I havent been laid in about 3 weeks, I'm starting to forget what a woman's private area looks and taste like.

Greg funny thing is that I do give her advice but not quite like that

Oh man, 3 weeks? Try two and a half years. That's how long it's been for a friend.

[thelastgreatman]

Heh. "A friend." Sure.

[Yablonowitz]

Oh God... someone please hit me in the head hard enough to erase my memory

Yeah, he and I actually got together in the portapotties last year. His talents were few.