Blasphemous.
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Blasphemous.
Originally Posted by amyzzz
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I'd name him Randy.
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Speaking of which, Gunz, when are you gonna let me blaspheme all up in you? That picture at the pumpkin farm made me all sacrilegious.
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barf.
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I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
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And this is exactly why I would name him Randy.
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If you did he would have to be rolling around in a dumbtruck full of pussies. You realize this, right?
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a dumbtruck, for sure!!
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... phooey. This is why I shouldn't be halfway through my second bottle of wine midway through the afternoon. Fuck it, I'm not editing it.
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Randy, your dick takes the Lord's name in vain?
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No, my dick thinks it IS God, you see.
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The amount of thought you've clearly given to this is disturbing.
Still, if your dick believes that it is God, wouldn't that make it a heretic and not a blasphemer?
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I will not worship false idols.
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blas·phe·my /ˈblæsfəmi/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[blas-fuh-mee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -mies. 1. impious utterance or action concerning God or sacred things.
2. Judaism. a. an act of cursing or reviling God.
b. pronunciation of the Tetragrammaton (YHVH) in the original, now forbidden manner instead of using a substitute pronunciation such as Adonai.
3. Theology. the crime of assuming to oneself the rights or qualities of God.
4. irreverent behavior toward anything held sacred, priceless, etc.: He uttered blasphemies against life itself.
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So, do you call your dick God? Or does it go by another name? Maybe Allah, Yahweh, or Maynard? So what is it's nomenclature?
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I call my dick Blasphemous, silly. You're a silly little schoolteacher. Bend over and receive your communion.
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Is it Blah for short?
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Its rap name is Blasf.
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Is that an acronym for Big Luscious Appendage Safe for Fucking?
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baaaaaarf.
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Seems as though you ate something bad, Alma? Was it Randy's dick?
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Jim.
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Neo aka "The One"
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The Do Gooder
...
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The Prsopector. Hands down.
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The Last Argument Of Kings
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Thus Spake Zarathustra
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I met mine at Stub Hub.
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I cant believe theres a thread dedicated to the naming of ones dick but a thread that is about gargling lesbians gets deleted...
Last edited by Mr.Nipples; 11-17-2007 at 08:33 PM. Reason: gargling is a better verb than eating...
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DOD
dick of doom
or
dick on demand
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