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    Post your grievances, questions and noteworthy incidents related to the workplace here.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Thread sucks. Delete.
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    Well we need a new thread.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I got a new pen today. soooo excited.
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    ICYMI: Today the two board members with the most questionable approach to music held mirrors up to each other; no one learned a thing and nothing will change.

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    How did the firing go?
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    She scoffed at everything, said "fine, whatever. Do I get my check now or later?" and that was that.
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    ICYMI: Today the two board members with the most questionable approach to music held mirrors up to each other; no one learned a thing and nothing will change.

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    There hasn't been a locked thread around here in a long time.

    Test: I want to see if i can get this one locked too

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    Why was the last one even locked? Nothing about it seemed worse then any other thread.
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    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    The reporting I imagine.

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    SketchUp is being a bitch. It does this clipping thing because the file is "too big".

    I went running with my coworkers for the first time in 2-3 months. I really needed the social interaction.... feeling much better.
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    There is only one rule here: Don't piss Dani off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    There is only one rule here: Don't piss Dani off.
    I'm very aware of this rule. I am just curious why it pissed her off. I guess like Marooko said must have been reported on a lot.
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    Going from using a gay slur to direct hate at someone, to mexicans doing yard work, to mentally challenged people

    I wonder why Dani got pissed...

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    pretty sure we got all that covered in the last thread, lets move on.
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    ICYMI: Today the two board members with the most questionable approach to music held mirrors up to each other; no one learned a thing and nothing will change.

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    I'm wondering if the impending death of my eldest dog would qualify me for a day of bereavement. Discuss.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    That was tame compared to some discussions. The reason she got pissed is because you idots think reporting someone you don't like is a good way to get them banned. Quit being pussies, and just berate the pests.
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    I'm wondering if the impending death of my eldest dog would qualify me for a day of bereavement. Discuss.
    My little guy has 6 months left. I fully plan on taking the day off and getting paid for it.
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    ICYMI: Today the two board members with the most questionable approach to music held mirrors up to each other; no one learned a thing and nothing will change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by birdiearch View Post
    SketchUp is being a bitch. It does this clipping thing because the file is "too big".

    I went running with my coworkers for the first time in 2-3 months. I really needed the social interaction.... feeling much better.
    Running alongside someone is your idea of meaningful social interaction?

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    i bet there were all kinds of meaningful connections and realizations.
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    ICYMI: Today the two board members with the most questionable approach to music held mirrors up to each other; no one learned a thing and nothing will change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Running alongside someone is your idea of meaningful social interaction?
    You'd be surprised the shit that gets brung-up on a run.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    My little guy has 6 months left. I fully plan on taking the day off and getting paid for it.
    I'd give 10000 days pay to play fetch with her again.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I did something today that I haven't done in a long time: worked over eight hours on purely legal work. I feel all accomplished (and sick, but that's neither here nor there.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by santasutt View Post
    You'd be surprised the shit that gets brung-up on a run.
    Someone understands!
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    Is that real? Nasty!
    My boobs sweat, but there is no bleeding. O_O
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    Is nipple chafing/bleeding a real thing that marathon runners experience? Are you for fucking real with how little you seem to know about the world?

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    I'm not denying that it happens!!!!
    It just looks a little extreme..... I guess hence someone made sure to take a picture.
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    this thread is heading for a lockdown
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    I'm supposed to be writing a proposal for a multi-million dollar program for the merger my company is going through that is due to be presented next Thursday and instead I'm jerking off in here.
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    The merger isn't happening. So you're using your time appropriately.

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