You suck gifts.
You suck gifts.
Regardless of whether or not you're implying that you don't have man parts, this is a gift ideas thread, not the I Want A Sex Change For Christmas thread.
You'll have to take that kind of thing elsewhere, or I'll be forced to pop caps.
Excellent. Can I see the final results?
that's disturbingly cutesy. Also I'm not convinced that that's not some chick's hair. Someone went bald for that thing so it could creep me out.
You can get them at Michael's, or other art supply stores. Look for them to be coming out right about this time of year.
Also, something else I forgot to mention. You can get different sizes and shapes of glass ornaments. So, if you only have a tiny table-top tree, you should be able to find small shapes like hearts and squares or flat ones; or if you need really big fat huge ornaments, they have great round ones. They're out there.
For the record, I like "In Rainbows" (even ordered the way too expensive boxed set so I could get the vinyl). I just knew better than to come around these boards reading 83 pages of cumguzzling knob sloppage. I'd say "In Rainbows" cracks my yearly top-10 but certainly not top-3. On this board, you'd think something akin to "The Velvet Underground & Nico" or "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" was just discovered... It's good, but not transcendent... Maybe the 4th best album from Radiohead (certainly not any better than the 3rd best), and while it's better than 90% of the drivel that is shoved down our collective throats, it doesn't deserve a "song-by-song, listen-by-listen" breakdown. When Arcade Fire release their 2009 album and we hit triple digit pages in one thread, I'll know the apocalypse is not only real but impending.
As for the hookup, I find that hard to believe. You're the only person I know that didn't get their needs met. Now, let's discuss this issue in PM only from now on. I'll email him and see what he says.
P.S. Being the Christmas gift thread and all, if anyone living in the AZ desert can snag Randy a fucking peyote button, I'm pretty sure you'd make his Christmas. Just put a bow on that fucker, mail it in a perishable item freezer type deal to ensure maximum freshness, and then it's a fucking very merry Christmas indeed.
OK, so back to Christmas stuff...
get a room, you two.
The Fat Possum newsletter says that until Christmas Eve, everything on their site will be less than ten dollars. Just so's y'all know.
Ooh thanks Hannah.
It looks like most things are exactly $10. Which is excellent for anyone who wants to give their nearest and dearest the gift of Andrew Bird, Dinosaur Jr or The Black Keys. Now that's love.
Yeah it is. It also sounds like Hannah is trying to drop hints about what to get her for christmas.
It's never too early to start thinking about gifts!!!
I want this instead...
The ideal thing about the shower lite would be a flashing light to let you know you're running out of hot water before slathering on the conditioner, etc.
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
All of these Think Geek gadgets are the perfect gift, because I'd never want to go out and buy any of these myself.
Good lord. What an obscure/needless bump.
I never saw this thread and the Alma ornaments. They're a good idea.
Alma, in The Happening (the Shyamalan movie Gabe and I saw today) the main female character is named Alma. That's what Zooey Deschanel's character is named and it made me think of you. You know, because you love M. Night Shyamalan.
Oh my god. Zooey Deschanel had the same name as me. TAKE THAT, HANNAH!!
Well, if she had my name, it might make my infatuation creepy. So. Suck it, I'm not jealous.
Best gift ever!!!
cock in a box
Nice bump Ardent. Anyone have some ideas for groomsmen gifts?
For your health