Statistically speaking, if you're going to be murdered, chances are it's going to be by a member of your family on Christmas day.

If you're lucky enough not to wake up dead, dismembered, and draped with tinsel, those of you with loved ones might have a few gifts to give. And let's be honest here. Nobody wants a fruitcake. Unless Alma made it, but she's got better things to do than to make fruitcake for you people.

So here is a thread where you can ask other people for help with gifts. Or holiday things in general. Or you can complain about all TV commercials having that same goddamn jingle bell backing track. I don't really care. As soon as I hit submit new thread, this is out of my hands.

Ready? Go.