I jacked off this morning before mrs Claus gave me a blow job
There's a thread for that.
I smoked my last cigarette until Coachella last night.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
Since last year, I've made a pact with myself involving ending my life early in 2014 if life hadn't improved or become more fulfilling despite my best efforts to change things. I've read up on suicide scenarios and carbon monoxide poisoning in my car with the garage door closed seems easiest. The new year is coming and I have every reason to keep my pact.
The earlier the better
You wouldn't post that here if you didn't want a certain reaction. What is it you're looking for?
It's funny in the sense that he even in suicide he's a failure, considering he read up on suicide scenarios and still picked a dumb one that is most certainly not the "easiest" way out.
Use a Prius.
What would be easier? Assuming he doesn't own a gun.
Last edited by marooko; 12-30-2013 at 07:59 PM.
So he'll just sit and wait the ten days. As opposed to just, say, going in to the garage and turning on the car. The way it sounds is that he's got a car and a garage. Maybe he has no rope, a felony, no street hook-ups.
Marooko brings up a good point, though I would counter with maybe who gives a fuck
Personally if I was ever going to end it all I'd opt for death via massive heroin overdose. I always wanted to try heroin so it'd be nice to cross one last thing off the old bucket list before I choked on my own vomit. Kill two birds with one needle, that kind of thing.