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    I've procrastinated repairing the nail in my tire. I've just been putting air in the tire every few days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It means you're dependent. If you were younger I'd advocate getting your shit together and trying to find your own life, but let's be real. At this point that ain't matter.
    Besides the last part of that post that makes no sense, I think all of us like an SO. Do we need one? That was really my ? cr****
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    I just sent a friend request to Superfan.
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    Hahaha.

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    My grandfather's on his deathbed...literally, he's got hours.

    And I'm kind of frustrated by the timing because my birthday's on Friday.
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    AWWWWWWWWWWW YOUR POOR BIRTHDAY.

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    Wait. Your gpa is dying but it's all about you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Hahaha.
    Why's that funny?

    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Wait. Your gpa is dying but it's all about you?
    Maybe being a selfish dickhole is his confession.

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    I can't believe someone could be so selfish as to die right before someone else's birthday. That grandpa is an asshole.
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    This is the confessions thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    This is the confessions thread.
    I have no more confessions. I said it all. cr****
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribbz View Post
    Why's that funny?
    Do we know who superfan is yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Do we know who superfan is yet?
    I assumed no one cared.

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    No one does and that's why I found it funny.

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    I'm sigging this just so everyone has a constant reminder that you're a heaping pile of shit.

    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    My grandfather's on his deathbed...literally, he's got hours.

    And I'm kind of frustrated by the timing because my birthday's on Friday.
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    Being dead is literally the only way anyone on the planet could give less of a shit about you. You look like Farrah Fawcett's melted corpse.

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    Anyone that seriously cares about their birthday after the age of 21 is a giant asshole.
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    I get a very specific kind of depressed about my birthday.
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    Although to be fair the birthday sads do apply to a few other yearly occasions like Thanksgiving and New Year's Eve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Anyone that seriously cares about their birthday after the age of 21 is a giant asshole.
    I love birthdays, not just mine but others as well, because it gives everyone an excuse to get together and have a good time. And it's fun to celebrate friends or have friends celebrate you
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    Counting down to the day of my death is so brutal though
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    Counting down to my death is the only part of birthdays I give a shit about. Every year it's like one step closer to relief.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Counting down to the day of my death is so brutal though
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Counting down to my death is the only part of birthdays I give a shit about. Every year it's like one step closer to relief.
    Get it over with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    This is the confessions thread.
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    Last edited by ocbruin84; 08-06-2013 at 08:28 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Anyone that seriously cares about their birthday after the age of 21 is a giant asshole.
    Yup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Get it over with.
    I would, but I can't die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    I love birthdays, not just mine but others as well, because it gives everyone an excuse to get together and have a good time. And it's fun to celebrate friends or have friends celebrate you
    Yeah dude, this. My birthday fucking rules, and so does your's and everybody else's; let's party.
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    I attempted to watch something called "insane Clown Posse Theater". Apparently, I don't get that channel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Anyone that seriously cares about their birthday after the age of 21 is a giant asshole.
    Oh my god, you are so RIGHT! You totally see it. When everyone tells you that they don't care about their birthdays, it's best to heed the warning and make sure not celebrate their birthday... because they are obviously telling the truth... because you have so much empathy that you managed to crack the mystery of why people act like they don't care about their birthdays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    I love birthdays, not just mine but others as well, because it gives everyone an excuse to get together and have a good time. And it's fun to celebrate friends or have friends celebrate you
    COME OUT FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND BUY ME A DRINK THEN, BRO
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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