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    This week's installment of Things Ron Wonders

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    Are there fires near Indio? Is that what Ron is saying?
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    I also wonder if the people that say FUCK on the board, would correct the spelling if they spelled it wrong. cr****
    What? I mean seriously...what?
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Head East?
    here you go Ron.. a little flashback to ease your head


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    What? I mean seriously...what?
    Fack you ya fukkin bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I'm not sure what going "Gillian" is, so You Might Be Right. I think the dude wants to get with an old gf and someone is fucking it up. Afternoon Tom. I wonder if they would even have remotely considered cancelling Coachella if the fires took place either of the 2 weekends. Can't you see 90k peeps trying to all Head East? I also wonder if the people that say FUCK on the board, would correct the spelling if they spelled it wrong. cr****
    The word is Gilligan as a verb though maybe I am not using it in the proper context.

    More like major crush on a world traveler from gigs a decade ago who didn't live in the area at the time. Since I discovered the true "secret to internet dating," I no longer think in very romantic terms, but almost had the opportunity to do something fun, special, unique before my idiot friend busted on the scene. She's not even "hot" by generally accepted standards, I don't even know if she likes guys, just a way cool chick that me or anybody else would want to be closely allied with. So by "in love," I don't necessarily mean an urge to get into her pants.

    Sorry to be so vague, but also not many places where I can vent and mention this at all.
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    why don't you just punch him in the nuts and tell him to get the fuck out of your way?

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    why don't you just punch him in the nuts and tell him to get the fuck out of your way?
    I almost did that, probably irreparably damaging a friendship of over 20 years, but was only after the situation completely spiraled out of my control. I am too much of a social retard to juggle multiple complicated situations.
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    I'm going to sue the living piss out of my fathers brother right now. And when I'm done I'm gana watch everyone he's borrowed money from, all his friends, the whole community, from the casinos to the recycling companies, tie him up and soap him like they did Gommer Pile is Full Metal Jacket and sadly that coward deserves it.

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    suing someone who is broke and owes money all over town.

    solid plan.
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    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....I only say this because I was on my pc and part of my tv screen was cut off. It just said ...station then I moved over and saw what it actually said. Yuck ..... cr****



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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
    done and done

    holy shit to the rest of that post.
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    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    I'm going to sue the living piss out of my fathers brother right now. And when I'm done I'm gana watch everyone he's borrowed money from, all his friends, the whole community, from the casinos to the recycling companies, tie him up and soap him like they did Gommer Pile is Full Metal Jacket and sadly that coward deserves it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Fack you ya fukkin bitch
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post

    His wife and kids are his only saving grace but he's gana pay for this. No more bail outs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Fack you ya fukkin bitch
    What do you think I should have done?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    What's an Adventure Time episode run, like fifteen minutes less a commercial break or two? I can give it an episode. I just need to know which one.
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I also need convincing. Most of the episodes I've seen try a little too hard to be wacky or slip in some awkward adult humor, but I could just be catching the wrong ones (as is usually the case when I manage to only see shows in passing).
    You two will love the show once you hit the human core. It's insane how emotional and real it can be, and how bizarre and goofy it can get at other times. The episode from which Randy posted that youtube makes me tear up every single time. Ice King is the tragic figure of our time.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    I forgot to do my state taxes.

    HELP!

    HELP!
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    Um, they were due last month.
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    How come we never hear any insanely gross sex stories from the guy with his orientation in his board name?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    How come we never hear any insanely gross sex stories from the guy with his orientation in his board name?
    Go look in the gays only thread. Though I am a little disappointed he never gave me advice on how to give suprefan his first fisting.

    Just kidding.

    No one would believe it's suprefan's first time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    Um, they were due last month.
    What do I do now? Or do I just keep my head down until they find me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I forgot to do my state taxes.

    HELP!

    HELP!
    Perhaps Lauryn Hill could offer some helpful advice.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Perhaps Lauryn Hill could offer some helpful advice.
    That's what reminded me. Now I feel the hand of doom crushing down on me. I don't know what to do. This is the most panicked I have been in my whole life.

    My mom used to do my taxes but she retired and moved away.

    I am not adjusting to adulthood very well.
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    What do you think is going to happen to you, SMA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    What do you think is going to happen to you, SMA?
    Arrested, charged, assigned a public defender who won't actually defend me and then thrown in prison.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    How come we never hear any insanely gross sex stories from the guy with his orientation in his board name?
    He's a sitcom gay. They don't have sex, they just act catty and serve as accessories to straight people.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Arrested, charged, assigned a public defender who won't actually defend me and then thrown in prison.
    Yup, you better go downtown and turn yourself in while you've got a chance.

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    They'll charge you $100 and ask you to pay that along with what you owe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    They'll charge you $100 and ask you to pay that along with what you owe.
    The most I've ever owed was $14, I usually get $80-100. I just sorta spaced it off. I don't even have $100.
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