Page 363 of 426 FirstFirst ... 358359360361362363364365366367368 ... LastLast
Results 10,861 to 10,890 of 12774

Thread: Confessions

  1. #10861
    Coachella Junkie fatbastard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Pasadena
    Posts
    12,380

    Default Re: Confessions

    I want to say something bad to GPS for littering the board, but overall find him too nice to say anything.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

  2. #10862
    Endearingly Dislikable RotationSlimWang's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    11,892

    Default Re: Confessions

    Who gives a shit whether or not he's nice--he's posting like a dumb dick.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

  3. #10863

    Default Re: Confessions

    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Who gives a shit whether or not he's nice--he's posting like a dumb dick.
    AAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
    Quote Originally Posted by Mammoth85 View Post
    I hope Wario and Donkey Kong don't conflict.

  4. #10864
    Rover canexplain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Aurora Colorado
    Posts
    15,054

    Default Re: Confessions

    This is a a sucky confession but I know I do it. I just read where most people that use a public restroom always take the last stall if possible to avoid any people in the first stalls sitting right next to you. This is the last one you should take for that very reason. It is the Most used, most germs ... cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

  5. #10865

    Default Re: Confessions

    Triple flusher! And that one drained a little slowly.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

  6. #10866
    Cult Leader koryp's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    In my own little world
    Posts
    3,462

    Default Re: Confessions

    I got assigned a hospice patient for the night who just happened to have been my 8th grade English teacher...she tormented me.

    Confession: I love this karmically balanced universe sometimes.

    Mwuhahahahaaaaaa!!!!
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable male, get off my case....

  7. #10867
    Coachella Junkie algunz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Rustin' in Tustin
    Posts
    22,194

    Default Re: Confessions

    Fantastic.

  8. #10868
    Cult Leader koryp's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    In my own little world
    Posts
    3,462

    Default Re: Confessions

    Someday your time will come gunz, some day!
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable male, get off my case....

  9. #10869
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    26,359

    Default Re: Confessions

    Whenever I'm really sick, like today, I end up crying in a curled ball and asking for my mommy. As if she'll somehow hear my whimpers and come take care of me.

    ** She is driving over to take care of me tonight.

    5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
    5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
    5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
    5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
    5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
    6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
    6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
    6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
    6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop

  10. #10870
    Coachella Junkie algunz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Rustin' in Tustin
    Posts
    22,194

    Default Re: Confessions

    Pansy ass.

  11. #10871

    Default Re: Confessions

    I have never seen a Monty Python movie
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

  12. #10872
    Coachella Junkie algunz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Rustin' in Tustin
    Posts
    22,194

    Default Re: Confessions

    That's too bad.

  13. #10873
    Member ENluv12's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    A whales vagina
    Posts
    2,213

    Default Re: Confessions

    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have never seen a Monty Python movie
    wow. I'm sorry.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

  14. #10874
    Banned marooko's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    In your mouth!
    Posts
    19,687

    Default Re: Confessions

    I was about 24 the first time I saw one. I still can't get over the guys making the horse sounds with the coconuts. Was it coconuts? Whatever it was, it's just as funny now as it was then.

  15. #10875
    Member ENluv12's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    A whales vagina
    Posts
    2,213

    Default Re: Confessions

    It was. I died on that part, too.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

  16. #10876
    Banned marooko's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    In your mouth!
    Posts
    19,687

    Default Re: Confessions

    I pretty much had to pause the movie every freaking time.

  17. #10877
    Rover canexplain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Aurora Colorado
    Posts
    15,054

    Default Re: Confessions

    cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

  18. #10878
    Gummi bear sultan miscorrections's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Citty upon a Hille
    Posts
    15,979

    Default Re: Confessions

    Today is the day I give mice herpes.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

  19. #10879
    Rover canexplain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Aurora Colorado
    Posts
    15,054

    Default Re: Confessions

    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Today is the day I give mice herpes.
    Ya gonna wear lipstick or are you forcing them to pucker up?
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

  20. #10880
    Gummi bear sultan miscorrections's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Citty upon a Hille
    Posts
    15,979

    Default Re: Confessions

    Have you been thinking of something "clever" to say for an hour?
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

  21. #10881
    Gummi bear sultan miscorrections's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Citty upon a Hille
    Posts
    15,979

    Default Re: Confessions

    Also I don't know why you're implying those things are mutually exclusive.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

  22. #10882
    Rover canexplain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Aurora Colorado
    Posts
    15,054

    Default Re: Confessions

    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Have you been thinking of something "clever" to say for an hour?
    I just woke up......
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

  23. #10883
    old school Suffacated's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Coachella Baby!
    Posts
    2,762

    Default Re: Confessions

    I failed a random drug test last week.

  24. #10884
    Endearingly Dislikable RotationSlimWang's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    11,892

    Default Re: Confessions

    I've never failed a drug test, and I have never once restricted my drug intake to prepare for them.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

  25. #10885
    Peaceful Oasis TomAz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Zenith, Winnemac
    Posts
    41,039

    Default Re: Confessions

    I've never had to take a drug test.

  26. #10886
    old school Suffacated's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Coachella Baby!
    Posts
    2,762

    Default Re: Confessions

    THC 4 weeks after the fact. Oh well.....I didn't want to work for Skanska anyways....

  27. #10887
    Coachella Junkie locachica73's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Phoenix
    Posts
    13,994

    Default Re: Confessions

    synthetic pee, it works.

  28. #10888
    Member ENluv12's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    A whales vagina
    Posts
    2,213

    Default Re: Confessions

    ^ for real? I thought they checked temperature and all that jazz?
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

  29. #10889
    old school Suffacated's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Coachella Baby!
    Posts
    2,762

    Default Re: Confessions

    Not this time.....too cold and only I am to blame.

  30. #10890
    old school Suffacated's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Coachella Baby!
    Posts
    2,762

    Default Re: Confessions

    Next time I'm just gonna give them my boxers...
    theres 3 different specimens to choose from that way.

Similar Threads

  1. Confessions on a Coachella Floor
    By TomAz in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 01-10-2010, 12:16 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •