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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    No, he said he has a Pontiac.
    well at least he has enough money to almost buy his next catalytic converter.
    Translation

    Last.fm



    Quote Originally Posted by RageAgainstTheAoki View Post
    I went to my first sex party this past May, in the Hollywood Hills. It was alright. The decor was très chic. Mid-Century Modern, sunken living room and all.

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    I want to punch that woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called out Guedita's name.

    What the fuck did you say?

    Um, um,

    Yeah I know you're hungry, we can eat when you're done.

    Phew, close call, glad she doesn't read these boards.
    Chances are, you mispronounced it anyway, so you're safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    That's a pretty slick move, but I watched the entire video waiting for denimshorts to fall over and now I feel unsatisfied.
    Every time I've re-watched it, it's as if a new drama has been unfolded in front of me, new moves enter my world.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    Well. You've pretty fully defined the way I'll picture you from now on.

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    I'm redshirt.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    Don't be silly. You're far from expendable.

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    I'm actually writing the script for a basketball movie called Redshirt Freshman. It's coming along well.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    Starring: Robin Williams and Jonathan Taylor Thomas
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    I think we're referencing two very different redshirts, unless I'm wrong about how much interstellar war there is in basketball. Which is also possible.

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    Oh, I thought you meant redcoats.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    You could probably argue that I did. Residual teen angst makes philosophical redcoats out of all of you on the wrong day.

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    I ordered two sandwiches for lunch today.
    9/21: Khruangbin @ The Independent
    9/22: Moon Duo, Cold Beat @ The New Parish
    9/24: Dolly Parton @ Shoreline
    9/30: Omar-S @ TBA
    10/9: Midland, Erika @ The Midway
    10/14: Margo Price @ GAMH
    10/15: Cymbals Eat Guitars @ Shea Stadium BK
    10/16: Anthony Naples, Justin Carter @ Nowadays
    10/21: Screaming Females @ The Night Light
    10/25: Hiss Golden Messenger @ The Independent
    09/28: Nicolas Jaar @ Taub
    11/16: Neko Case @ The Fox Theater Oakland



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    God is very clearly a toaster.

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    Did you get extra ranch on them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Fuck, having kids is easy. Anybody can do it. You're screwed frizzle. Trade in the Pontiac for a Quaalude and kiss your tomorrows goodbye.
    I just wanted to clarify that I was being sarcastic. I was a bit punchy yesterday.

    Congratulations, Frizzle. I'm sure you will be a great dad.

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    I don't ranch my sandwiches.
    9/21: Khruangbin @ The Independent
    9/22: Moon Duo, Cold Beat @ The New Parish
    9/24: Dolly Parton @ Shoreline
    9/30: Omar-S @ TBA
    10/9: Midland, Erika @ The Midway
    10/14: Margo Price @ GAMH
    10/15: Cymbals Eat Guitars @ Shea Stadium BK
    10/16: Anthony Naples, Justin Carter @ Nowadays
    10/21: Screaming Females @ The Night Light
    10/25: Hiss Golden Messenger @ The Independent
    09/28: Nicolas Jaar @ Taub
    11/16: Neko Case @ The Fox Theater Oakland



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    God is very clearly a toaster.

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    You're weird.

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    Mayonaise. Fatty, fatty mayonaise.
    9/21: Khruangbin @ The Independent
    9/22: Moon Duo, Cold Beat @ The New Parish
    9/24: Dolly Parton @ Shoreline
    9/30: Omar-S @ TBA
    10/9: Midland, Erika @ The Midway
    10/14: Margo Price @ GAMH
    10/15: Cymbals Eat Guitars @ Shea Stadium BK
    10/16: Anthony Naples, Justin Carter @ Nowadays
    10/21: Screaming Females @ The Night Light
    10/25: Hiss Golden Messenger @ The Independent
    09/28: Nicolas Jaar @ Taub
    11/16: Neko Case @ The Fox Theater Oakland



    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    God is very clearly a toaster.

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    Well now you're all american.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I don't ranch my sandwiches.
    Why not? I use it instead of mayo all the time.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Why not? I use it instead of mayo all the time.
    For one, because I am way more awesome than you.
    9/21: Khruangbin @ The Independent
    9/22: Moon Duo, Cold Beat @ The New Parish
    9/24: Dolly Parton @ Shoreline
    9/30: Omar-S @ TBA
    10/9: Midland, Erika @ The Midway
    10/14: Margo Price @ GAMH
    10/15: Cymbals Eat Guitars @ Shea Stadium BK
    10/16: Anthony Naples, Justin Carter @ Nowadays
    10/21: Screaming Females @ The Night Light
    10/25: Hiss Golden Messenger @ The Independent
    09/28: Nicolas Jaar @ Taub
    11/16: Neko Case @ The Fox Theater Oakland



    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    God is very clearly a toaster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    For one, because I am way more awesome than you.
    But ranch is way more awesome than mayo.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. Well, except for the response responding that I will not respond.
    9/21: Khruangbin @ The Independent
    9/22: Moon Duo, Cold Beat @ The New Parish
    9/24: Dolly Parton @ Shoreline
    9/30: Omar-S @ TBA
    10/9: Midland, Erika @ The Midway
    10/14: Margo Price @ GAMH
    10/15: Cymbals Eat Guitars @ Shea Stadium BK
    10/16: Anthony Naples, Justin Carter @ Nowadays
    10/21: Screaming Females @ The Night Light
    10/25: Hiss Golden Messenger @ The Independent
    09/28: Nicolas Jaar @ Taub
    11/16: Neko Case @ The Fox Theater Oakland



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    God is very clearly a toaster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    But ranch is way more awesome than mayo.
    She's put you in a tough spot, Cara.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    NOW I'M ANGRY ABOUT SANDWICHES
    9/21: Khruangbin @ The Independent
    9/22: Moon Duo, Cold Beat @ The New Parish
    9/24: Dolly Parton @ Shoreline
    9/30: Omar-S @ TBA
    10/9: Midland, Erika @ The Midway
    10/14: Margo Price @ GAMH
    10/15: Cymbals Eat Guitars @ Shea Stadium BK
    10/16: Anthony Naples, Justin Carter @ Nowadays
    10/21: Screaming Females @ The Night Light
    10/25: Hiss Golden Messenger @ The Independent
    09/28: Nicolas Jaar @ Taub
    11/16: Neko Case @ The Fox Theater Oakland



    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    God is very clearly a toaster.

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    Let's move away from the topic of condiments and go to bread - did you go white, wheat or rye? Perhaps the Jalepeno Cheddar roll?


    I must admit I am a sucker for foccacia.

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    Dutch Crunch Motherfucker.
    9/21: Khruangbin @ The Independent
    9/22: Moon Duo, Cold Beat @ The New Parish
    9/24: Dolly Parton @ Shoreline
    9/30: Omar-S @ TBA
    10/9: Midland, Erika @ The Midway
    10/14: Margo Price @ GAMH
    10/15: Cymbals Eat Guitars @ Shea Stadium BK
    10/16: Anthony Naples, Justin Carter @ Nowadays
    10/21: Screaming Females @ The Night Light
    10/25: Hiss Golden Messenger @ The Independent
    09/28: Nicolas Jaar @ Taub
    11/16: Neko Case @ The Fox Theater Oakland



    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    God is very clearly a toaster.

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    That's a little too bold for my taste.

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    I had no intention of sharing my sandwich with you so calm down.
    9/21: Khruangbin @ The Independent
    9/22: Moon Duo, Cold Beat @ The New Parish
    9/24: Dolly Parton @ Shoreline
    9/30: Omar-S @ TBA
    10/9: Midland, Erika @ The Midway
    10/14: Margo Price @ GAMH
    10/15: Cymbals Eat Guitars @ Shea Stadium BK
    10/16: Anthony Naples, Justin Carter @ Nowadays
    10/21: Screaming Females @ The Night Light
    10/25: Hiss Golden Messenger @ The Independent
    09/28: Nicolas Jaar @ Taub
    11/16: Neko Case @ The Fox Theater Oakland



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    God is very clearly a toaster.

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    Ranch flavored Mayo needs to happen.

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    Dipped in cheese

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