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    They fall in love.

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    And their sex drives decrease.
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    And also their vision
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    I'd imagine technological advancement and societal change will fry your wires well enough by that point that you'll be grateful to roll over and find a familiar face, however grotesque it may be.

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    And yes, also you'll be impotent.

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    How long will it take to microwave things in the future?
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    Microwaves will be more intense in the future so you won't need a unit. You'll just have to take things out of their protective sleeves and put them outside for a few seconds, then rush back in to your microwave resistant shelter before your food (or green plastic army man) combusts.
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    A clever combination of taser technology and conductive dental fillings will render preprandial application of heat or particulate agitation obsolete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    They fall in love.
    you always got the best answers bunz

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    in the future will pets still wear sweaters?
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Sweaters such as those knit from alpaca or other hollow fibers will be prominent in a form somewhat close to their current one and used primarily for insulating the mechanical innerworkings of animalian housebots. It's also likely that the future will see a surge in sweaters more akin to those worn by adolescents in the mid-twentieth century as technology for mechanical humanoid sidekicks and their inevitable large aluminum breastplates becomes more readily available.

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    i'm going to name my mechanical sidekick "Fauntleroy"
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    I suspect based upon our current consumption trajectory and imminent need to amplify our creative re-use lest we run out of resources and landfill space that Fauntleroy will probably have a nice pair of cans cleanly manufactured from a pair of nice cans.

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    was that a euphemism for tits?
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    Doubtful. I've never known me to be crude.

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    Don't be crude to a heart that's true
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    A clever combination of taser technology and conductive dental fillings will render preprandial application of heat or particulate agitation obsolete.
    This needs to be patented.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Doubtful. I've never known me to be crude.
    I disagree with this statement. Your crudeness is what makes you fantastic.

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    She's certainly not fantastic because of a persistent tongue-in-cheek-i-ness style sarcasm. Only the crudeness.

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    Algunz is fantastic because of the propensity for being the last person to get things.
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    I sincerely, honestly, earnestly, and openly love the Kiss album by Carly Rae Jepsen. I am also considering making a music video to the track "Curiosity" starring my cats.

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    I walked into work and tried to put my house keys into my office door.
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    I did laundry on Monday and dumped my clothes onto one side of my bed put then never really folded them so all week I've just been getting dressed in bed in an effort to sleep in a little longer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Algunz is fantastic because of the propensity for being the last person to get things.
    This has been a life-long problem for me. I confess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    I walked into work and tried to put my house keys into my office door.
    I've tried to unlock the door to my building at work with my car remote before. A couple times.
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    I drank two bottles of wine last night and smoked a pack of cigs. I woke up at 4 AM feeling like TOTAL SHIT and thought this lifestyle must stop. so I got out of bed and shaved my beard off, then I got on the treadmill and ran, then I took a shower and at about 6 AM I checked the board and read FB's confession about his keys at work and fell back asleep and had a dream about FB and his cousin. They were both Moroccan scumbags who ran some kind of a shady supply store.

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    Stephanie came home late last night and mentioned when she walked in that there were a lot of bunnies on our front lawn. This morning, as I was backing out, I noticed a dead bunny on her side of the driveway.

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    you have your own driveways? Cuuuuuuute
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    I used my kid as an excuse to leave work at noon today so I can go to an interview. My kids are grown ups now, I don't think I will be able to use them as an excuse much longer. I might have to get an imaginary pet.
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