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    It was just soooo much pressure, I had bullets and bullet sleeves and vibrators that came in all shapes and colors, and I still had money to spend.
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    I could easily blow $400 on just three vibrators. Quality counts.
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    Had a mortifying experience earlier this morning. Was working from home because a repairman was coming to fix my a/c. iTunes was on shuffle on my laptop while I was working in the living room. Repairman arrived. Nice African American gentleman named Artie. I went to use the bathroom. When I returned to the living room, Radiohead's "House of Cards" had ended and we were a minute into track six from Patti Smith's Easter.
    oh shit.

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    There's plenty of black people out there listening to hip hop songs that flaunt the word f"aggot" around rather freely without getting all self conscious about it. So that makes it all ok, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I could easily blow $400 on just three vibrators. Quality counts.
    I don't know, I bought the high end model at some point, the stupid bunny that everyone raved about, it spun in circles like it was stirring cake batter, I was not a fan. I prefered my $20 cheap version.
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    my twat is just as cheap as i am.
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    I wouldn't go with cheap... just not high maintenance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I don't know, I bought the high end model at some point, the stupid bunny that everyone raved about, it spun in circles like it was stirring cake batter, I was not a fan. I prefered my $20 cheap version.
    Have you ever been to a higher end adult store? You won't find spinning rabbits. Trust me, there's a huge world of toys out there and even just looking at different kinds/shapes/materials could open your eyes and maybe change your mind. I mean, I do alright with cheaper things, but in terms of toy design really understanding working with anatomy, it can be worth it to shell out. I know there's not a physical storefront in Arizona but do a little digging around Babeland online.
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    In an actual confession I left my vodka at someone else's house while dogsitting and since I'm way too lazy to go back and grab it I'm making ghetto drinks out of whatever I have in my freezer/fridge. Amaretto, Fireball, and pomegranate soda should probably be really gross but maybe I don't have any tastebuds left because it's not terrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    In an actual confession I left my vodka at someone else's house while dogsitting and since I'm way too lazy to go back and grab it I'm making ghetto drinks out of whatever I have in my freezer/fridge. Amaretto, Fireball, and pomegranate soda should probably be really gross but maybe I don't have any tastebuds left because it's not terrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Have you ever been to a higher end adult store? You won't find spinning rabbits. Trust me, there's a huge world of toys out there and even just looking at different kinds/shapes/materials could open your eyes and maybe change your mind. I mean, I do alright with cheaper things, but in terms of toy design really understanding working with anatomy, it can be worth it to shell out. I know there's not a physical storefront in Arizona but do a little digging around Babeland online.
    My ex got a spinning rabbit and swore by it. She could squirt like a mother fucker when she used it.
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    Sure, everyone's different. It comes down to knowing what toy(s) in what combinations (or solo) work for an individual. Variety is fun!
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    I like how it's "track six".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Ouch - you must really not like these people.
    You are correct. I really don't like people who don't do their jobs and are unwilling to help when help is needed. There are many many more reasons that I am not going to get into as I don't want to dwell on them.

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    I was thinking about initiating a Kickstarter page for the express purpose of sending me to rehab.

    The idea got scrapped when I realized that no one would give me any money.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I was thinking about initiating a Kickstarter page for the express purpose of sending me to rehab.

    The idea got scrapped when I realized that no one would give me any money.
    You should go down to the park and pick up cannoning like the rest of the kids. Never know, may lead to something big.

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    Cannoning means something different in the circles I travel in.

    Specifically, it refers to microwaving an extra large vanilla milkshake for a minute and then pouring it into your urethra and... well, you can see where it's going.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    That sounds painful. Either one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Cannoning means something different in the circles I travel in.

    Specifically, it refers to microwaving an extra large vanilla milkshake for a minute and then pouring it into your urethra and... well, you can see where it's going.
    I confess that I have no idea how I would pour something into my urethra.
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    unfortunately i know how, though i use lidocaine and not milkshakes. it takes a special funnel.

    and i confess that i'm likely to blow a bunch of money i don't really have tomorrow on a trumpet i want to buy off my friend :x
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    unfortunately i know how, though i use lidocaine and not milkshakes. it takes a special funnel.

    and i confess that i'm likely to blow a bunch of money i don't really have tomorrow on a trumpet i want to buy off my friend :x
    If it's a friend, see if you can pay with something other than money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged View Post
    If it's a friend, see if you can pay with something other than money.
    we ain't THAT friendly

    it's a fairly nice trumpet for a beginner and he's offered to sell it to me several times over the years, but i was too afraid i still couldn't play. now that i know i can, i'd like to seal the deal we started 8 years ago.

    i know it's not a smart move.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Cannoning means something different in the circles I travel in.

    Specifically, it refers to microwaving an extra large vanilla milkshake for a minute and then pouring it into your urethra and... well, you can see where it's going.
    I dont quite get this.

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    Well, then you get the victim to suck your cock, and when you bust... BOOM.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Vanilla milkshake indeed.
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    I confess that, as a very young child, I used to think that a blow job entailed actually blowing air into the urethra. Many a times as a kid I was tempted to stick a straw into my dick and blow.
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    did anyone not think that?
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    I totally remember the first time I revealed to my dad that that's what I thought it was and he looked at me like I was a fucking idiot.

    ... can't say I ever thought about putting a straw in my dick, though.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Well, then you get the victim to suck your cock, and when you bust... BOOM.
    This is amazing.
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    I think my co-worker is cute.
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