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    rawr
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    I am too embarrassed to confess my less boring confessions.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    My comment was to Gunz.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    What an astute observation.

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    I only graduated high school on time because I had earned two credits for Driver's education.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I flunked drivers ed and most of my other classes because I never felt like going to school or doing any homework.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I got really good grades in school, but I suck at life.
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    failing pre-cal my freshman year in college led me to change majors to something drastically different.

    May 15-17 - Psycho California
    June 6 - The Rolling Stones
    June 10 - Melvins
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    September 25 - Kraftwerk

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    My fan has three settings.

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    I don't care for the smell of irish spring soap.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Officially, if one were to view my high school transcripts I'd have 269.9 credits out of a possible 280, 270 were the minimum to graduate.
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...

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    Me. Me. Me. Me. You. You. You. You.

    5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
    5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
    5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
    5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
    5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
    6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
    6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
    6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
    6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    I don't care for the smell of irish spring soap.
    that's all ive used since 1992. you probably wouldn't care for the smell of me.
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    Melted my face off at Skrillex

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    I'm drinking Budweiser out of a can.

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    This really cute guy sat down near me in a coffee shop/restaurant this morning, complimented me several times, and then asked if he could sit with me. I said yes, we talked for a bit, and as it turns out, he lives in my city (we were both out of town as this occurred).

    Any reasonable person would make something happen from this (I mean, he tried to give me his number). I am not reasonable. I was like, "Uhm, nice talking with you, but my eggs are getting cold."


    Edit: In my defense, he had spent like 10 minutes talking about how much he hates when venues are full of "old people in their 30's". Hrmph.

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    I've been going through a promotion process at work for...months? Close to 2, if not a little more. I had to take a 2 hour PreVisor test, a Wonderlic test, an hour long interview, a half hour follow up interview, and write a hypothetical action plan. My interviews were not spectacular, but solid. A friend on the "inside" said I destroyed everyone on the tests, and I had several managers check out my action plan and they all keep telling me "you've got this".

    It's been two weeks since the last step. I found out the hiring manager was gone for a week, but still, I keep growing more and more doubtful and insecure. There aren't that many people at my site applying for the job, mainly because most of them are fairly young and inexperienced. It's a move into another department, requiring a degree and management experience preferred. But the job is desirable enough that I know people from other sites are applying and willing to move to Phoenix for it, so I'm not sure what my competition is exactly. I told my boss I had a feeling they had made an offer to someone already, and he said "I think they would have given you feedback by now if they were giving it to someone else."

    Here's the confession part... I saw an older (like 60) guy from my department leaving a conference room with the hiring manager. The manager took a left into HR, and the other guy went right and hurried out the door, looking upset. This cheered me up greatly. I have no idea what actually went down, but in my mind, it was a man's last dream at restarting his career and securing his retirement being destroyed, to my potential benefit. I feel terrible, yet confident.

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    I spend the first 1/2 hour to hour of my day at work reading everything I missed from the night before on this board.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    You're sick....just sick.
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...

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    I really need to stop needlessly shaming myself in public. At work a bit early. Just wrapped a very successful meeting. Feeling very good about my performance in the meeting. Nature called. Head to the restroom. No one else in the men's room. Not unusual at this hour. At the urinal, taking a leak. Suddenly, out of... nowhere... the song "I'm Flying" from Peter Pan the musical come sailing into my head. While I'm mid-stream.

    I can't say that I've ever seen the show nor any of the TV versions, but somehow that stupid song was lurking in my subconscious just waiting for the right moment to make itself known. And rather than just let it echo in my head or lightly hum it under my breath, I decide (without thinking about it) to start singing the lyrics out loud. In full voice. With vibrato.

    "I'm flying!
    Look at me way up high,
    Suddenly here am I
    I'm flyyyyyyyyinnnng!"

    In the middle of that extended note for "flyyyying", I hear a toilet flush. Totally forgot that this particular restroom has an almost hidden extra hidden cubicle around the corner which isn't visible from the 'urinal wall'. Tried to zip up and quickly rinse the hands before escaping, but totally got caught. By the person I have an 8:30am meeting with. You know, 20 mins from now. Ugh.

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    ^^^^
    Perhaps I shouldn't be laughing at your expense right now, but I am. Heartily.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    That story just made my day.
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    Women just obviously can't write creative music. They're all ripping off the Beatles, who were men. Duh.

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    Best confession ever. To be fair, I bet you have a great voice.

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    What makes you think he has a great voice? Being ashamed of singing makes me believe his voice is below average.

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    He could have a great voice and no confidence, Scott.
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    It's the accent.

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    The penicillin I've been taking because of my wisdom teeth removal is making my piss smell like corn flakes and bleach.

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    i ate some asparagus yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NachoCat View Post
    What makes you think he has a great voice? Being ashamed of singing makes me believe his voice is below average.
    I've heard him speak. He has a BBC voice.

    I can't speak for him, but I would imagine it was the combination of the song and the situation, not his vocal quality.

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    I just tried on swimsuits in my work restroom without even bothering to go into a stall. No one came in, though, so I don't think it was that weird.

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    Why would you be trying on swimsuits (plural, yet) at your office?

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