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    Until about a week ago, I thought Ladybird was about Ladybird Johnson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    When I cut cheese, it's not really cheese I am cutting.
    This reminds me of a gay joke I heard in junior high school. I didn't get it at the time. Sometimes I miss being that innocent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DidierAubin87 View Post
    I am dating a great woman for 2 years. I would like to get married her and I could not get any idea about how to propose her in a special way. My friends suggested me to buy a used car Mazda RX8 2004 for sale from a popular Japanese platform to gift her (URL Deleted). Its meaning is we will go to the future with amazing speed . However, I'm scared that she will not be satisfied with this idea, and she will not like this gift.
    Best spam post ever. (still reported, sorry.)
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    This ain't no middle of the mall shit.

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    or a mechanical bull with her face on it “I know life be rough and jerky and you want throw me off you, but I try keep hang on tight. Please marry so can get started today. He-haw, He-haw.”

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    Holy shit this made me laugh
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I keep obsessively picking at my scalp.

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    I've never heard a single song by the Arctic Monkeys

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    I just joined a 13 Reasons Why fan group on Facebook. THERE ARE CONSTANT POSTS! I should have known better.

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    13 reasons why what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I just joined a 13 Reasons Why fan group on Facebook. THERE ARE CONSTANT POSTS! I should have known better.
    Lulz. I've been part of the NIN fb group for a year and those cats are too fucking much sometimes. When Trent recently made the comment to someone on the NIN message to "suck my entire cock" , the posts were D rate memes of that line.
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    Smooches. =)
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    Shut it down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maruco View Post
    13 reasons why what?
    It's a Netflix series.


    The weirdest part is that this is an international, predominantly, teen fan base. These kids have some interesting names.
    Last edited by algunz; 06-03-2018 at 03:37 PM.

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    I still harbor a deep resentment toward my parents for circumcising me. I wish I remember what it felt like to have a foreskin.

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    Foreskin won't make you any less miserable

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    They should have cut just below your chin...

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    I'm scared to go over bridges.

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    this ass is STILL HERE? Shit.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    this ass is STILL HERE? Shit.
    I will never understand why people insist on using their keyboards as instruments of hate, when all I ever do is love.

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    I live in total filth and squalor.

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    John Hopkins' remembrance of increasingly lost tangier termite Alfred Chester as told to Paul Bowles "...he slept with dogs that crapped and pissed on him"

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    When someone yells "Free Bird" at a concert, I secretly hope it happens
    Quote Originally Posted by mariefbr View Post
    is Beyonce playing on both weekends? i'm confuse and i need to know before i purchase my ticket please. thank you.

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    I was at a Built to Spill show where they ended with Free Bird. It was disappointing.

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    We got flipped off by a local band in Vegas fur yelling free bird....after they asked for requests. It was pretty fucking awesome. "We'll give you a free bird."

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    I only yell it internally
    Quote Originally Posted by mariefbr View Post
    is Beyonce playing on both weekends? i'm confuse and i need to know before i purchase my ticket please. thank you.

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    All Star is Free Bird for Millennials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurseOfMillhaven View Post
    I'm scared to go over bridges.
    Me to

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    just hope this isn't some alt who use to be good but is resorting to this as it kind of smells that way. Intouch Maggie will figure out.

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    I went to prison. But I don't like to talk about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurseOfMillhaven View Post
    I went to prison. But I don't like to talk about it.
    why bring it up? makes no sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by breathewithme View Post
    why bring it up? makes no sense.
    It's a confession, dummy.

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    37 years ago little did I know that a complaint about common chores would lead to me losing my innocence forever.

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