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    The ATM machine had 20 bucks in the tray this morning. I called over an employee from CVS and asked her to remove it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    The ATM machine had 20 bucks in the tray this morning. I called over an employee from CVS and asked her to remove it.
    my dad and i were at a drive up atm, saw that someone forgot their money, and it was a giant to-do to return the money inside. they kept directing us to different people and wanted us to wait in line. at a certain point we just went up to someone and said "here's our account info so you can see who was after them and here is the $20" and left. i couldn't believe how difficult they made it to do the right thing.
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    How the hell does someone forget their cash at a drive-thru ATM? Isn't getting cash pretty much the only thing you'd be doing there?
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    I had gone to a drive up ATM and it kept spinning and spinning but didn't spit out my money. There was a guy behind me who was getting impatient. I hit cancel and left, went to another ATM and my account was short what I had pulled out at the first ATM. The ATM eventually spit out my money and the guy returned it on Monday when the bank opened, thankfully.
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    To continue the ATM theme, one time late at night in Oakland, I came upon a branch ATM covered in blood. After looking around briefly for deranged or dying persons, I used the adjacent ATM and went about my business.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    How the hell does someone forget their cash at a drive-thru ATM? Isn't getting cash pretty much the only thing you'd be doing there?
    I saw this at an airport in Chicago. $80 bucks.

    Edit* Nm, overlooked "drive-thru."

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    Quote Originally Posted by fikus222 View Post
    To continue the ATM theme, one time late at night in Oakland, I came upon a branch ATM covered in blood. After looking around briefly for deranged or dying persons, I used the adjacent ATM and went about my business.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I had gone to a drive up ATM and it kept spinning and spinning but didn't spit out my money. There was a guy behind me who was getting impatient. I hit cancel and left, went to another ATM and my account was short what I had pulled out at the first ATM. The ATM eventually spit out my money and the guy returned it on Monday when the bank opened, thankfully.
    I got cash back (100$) at a grocery self serve till, and forgot it in the dispenser and left the store. An hour later we came back and someone had turned it into customer service...we showed the receipt and got it back. FIH restored.
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    Wow nice!
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    FIH restored.
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    Hey, you knew what I meant ...
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    I love watching drunk history while drunk.
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    I fucked up. I pulled 20 bucks from a bank in order to eat some Korean BBQ tonight. They charged me 3 bucks. I walked away then turned around because I actually should have pulled 40 bucks.
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    I had a bad day ans got far too intoxicated at nicks moms birthday. I am hiding and trying not to talk to people. There are mosquitoes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I had a bad day ans got far too intoxicated at nicks moms birthday. I am hiding and trying not to talk to people. There are mosquitoes.
    I spilled red wine down the front of my top in front of Todd's parents on his birthday. It was awkward.
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    I decided to take karate to work on my self dicipline and respect for others. My brother in law found out and he bribed my sensei to beat the shit out of me on my first lesson. Fuck karate I'm never going back.

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    Is this like the time you got in a fight at the pizza parlor?

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    That sounds like an episode of Saved By The Bell
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    No Sensei would do that.

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    I confess I use my seatbelt maybe 60% of my time in a car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    No Sensei would do that.
    An imaginary one would.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I confess I use my seatbelt maybe 60% of my time in a car.
    I only do when I'm carrying greens on me
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    I've never understood not wearing a seat belt. Putting it on takes no effort, and you give a cop automatic PC to stop you without it on. That's a no-brainer to me.
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    Especially in the cars that beep at you. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALREADY I'M DOING IT!

    I used to be bad about putting on the lap belt in my '92 Honda Civic, which had the automatic shoulder belt. I even got ticketed once for not having it on...driving 15 mph down the road at 7 am in the fucking morning on my way to a garage sale.


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    When I was in Uber at Decibel I started thinking about how there is a regulation for all seat belts assemblies for Uber drivers. How they being identical and how that should be a bigger problem for these "taxi's" and I don't hear about it while trying to find my seat belt.That is how much I think about wearing my seat belt.
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    I'd love to know uber's regulatory policy requiring seat belts. The regulatory/competitive battle between uber/'shared economy' vs. traditionally regulated cab companies is pretty fascinating.

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    Go watch Murderball. Then tell me you don't feel like wearing a seatbelt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Go watch Murderball. Then tell me you don't feel like wearing a seatbelt.
    Also: Push Girls on Sundance TV.

    Although wait: not wearing a seatbelt could potentially increase my chance of becoming a reality tv star....hmm....

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