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    I'm thinking about drinking the rest of my cider to calm down this latest manic episode.
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    I enjoy the A/C at 72 degrees
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I'm thinking about drinking the rest of my cider to calm down this latest manic episode.
    How much cider do you have left?

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    Gue butt dialed me this morning and I was kind of excited.

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    I bought tickets to an ABBA tribute show.

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    I've started smoking on and off again. More on than off. I've been hiding it from my girlfriend.
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    I just took a shit that broke the surface of the water in the toilet...and this thing ain't low flow. I feel 5 pounds lighter.

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    Pictures

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    How much cider do you have left?
    I think I have 4 bottles, which would be too many to drink while my kids are around. I usually limit it to 1-2 bottles.
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    amy zee, party animal

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    Shut up, I'm a lightweight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    I've started smoking on and off again. More on than off. I've been hiding it from my girlfriend.
    I think autocorrect fucked you here--this should read "boyfriend."
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    I am smitten with the friend of the murder victim on tonight’s Dateline.
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    Hey Ron, anymore doozies?

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    holy shit, shut the fuck up marooko
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    I've never read a Maya Angelou book or poem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    I've never read a Maya Angelou book or poem.
    Neither have I. I may get to it some day but, but the closest I got was that one scene in one of the Madea movies where she recited 'In and Out of Time'
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    Smooches. =)
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    Yeah I need to buy her memoir. She sounds like she had an amazing life and has many words of wisdom.
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    Plenty of wisdom you're going to ignore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Plenty of wisdom you're going to ignore.
    This is probably the best and most coherent and accurate thing you've ever written.
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    I only have so much time I can be around children before I start to lose my mind... It's around four hours. I will make a horrible grandmother.
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    Came home drunk last night and threw up a little on my pillow. Thank you Crown and Jager
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    Smooches. =)
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    I'm tired of going to different bakeries on Sundays.
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    I got a bit emotional when I saw Nirvana get inducted into the Hall of Fame.

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    Once I stuffed a turd into the gas tank of a van owned by someone I disliked.
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    Was it the first time you texted a nude, or was this just the first time you texted two guys the same nude photo of yourself in the same day?
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I texted full front and back nudes of myself to not one but two guys today for the first time in my life.
    What horrible atrocity did these two guys enact on you to deserve that kind of wrath?
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    I'm so desperate for attention lol want to know what I did?

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    Ron?
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Drunken moments: kissed my friend's boyfriend twice (she egged us on), passes out in the fetal position at the neighbor's house and woke up fully clothed but my fly was down. Happy fourth america!
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    Smooches. =)
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