Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.
i have this feeling when i drive towards a dead-end with a wall. like i should speed up and crush the car into the wall.
Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome
It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.
I lost my wedding ring sometime around Coachella, still haven’t found it, and Steph doesn’t know yet. I take it off when I shower, swim, or sleep, but I only put it in one of a few places. I recently dinged it against something and a sharp scratch on the ring was digging into my finger when I wore it, so I found myself taking it off at odd times to give my finger a break. It's not in the usual places.
Originally Posted by dj12inches
What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.
I had one ring I'm my life before my wedding ring, and I lost that one. Unless you're a dirtbag rocking a pinky ring or make an S-ton of money that you flash, I'm going to generalize and say must men don't wear rings. It's not that familiar a feeling.
I take my ring off a lot because i'm fat and my fingers swell. I've lost it twice. The first time I told her and she bought me a replacement. The second time I didn't tell and snuck and bought a replacement myself.