What's wrong with long hair?
What's wrong with long hair?
Long hair on guy can look great, but it depends on the guy and how well he cares for it. Long hair with a few layers and some style or shape to it, great. Long hair that is all one length and in a ponytail? Big giant fat no thanks.
I take half or less than half rolls of toilet paper, soap and lotion from utility closets, room service salt and pepper grinders, coffee mugs from hotel restaurants (hard rock and the like), I memorize the generic brand produce numbers but actually smuggle organic produce in the self-checkout, I borrow books from the psychiatrist office I clean sometimes, and I swap the bar codes for cheaper ones for big items at big lots. (Namely luggage and blank CDs). I took a whole bottle of hair product from a bad hairdresser that I never saw again, and once in high school I stole an unpriced shirt and wore it under mine from JMR. I still wear it.
But, I always return things I find, like wallets and stuff. I fully accept that karma treats me accordingly. Most my days are 15% shitty.
I occasionally grab a slice of pizza from Whole Foods and just take it with me to their bar area without paying.
5/17/15 Ex Hex @ Acerogami
5/25/15 Refused, Turbonegro @ Observatory
5/28/15 Mystic Braves w/Mr Elevator & the Brain Hotel @ Soho
5/31/15 Neutral Milk Hotel @ Ventura Theater
6/03/15 Kiasmos @ Masonic Lodge
8/21/15 Modest Mouse @ Hollywood Forever
8/22-8/23 FYF Fest @ Exposition Park
I've also stolen a bike or two, and money from my mom. once. I haven't touched anyone's money since, and never will again. definitely learned a lesson that day.
I've stolen little screws and knobs from hardware stores and junk yards. Stole some mechanical pencils from a classmate in 5th grade. Stole a Laker basketball off of someones car antenna once and 3 blocks out I almost turned around and put it back. That's about the extent of my thievery… my guilty conscience kills me. Bad things happen to bad people.
I used to steal corn nuts from 7-11, horribly dark lipstick/gloss that did not match my coloring at all, and thongs from Wet Seal that I would only wear once and then throw into a dumpster so that my mom would never know about them.
5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop
^the shit we use to do as kids. Hahaha! Love it!
I also use to take school supplies out of people's backpacks in the hallways.
At 17 I was put on probation, something about a burglary....I don't know. left the grabby hands behind after that one.
In high school I'd get Chinese food from bel air and say I'll pay up front then leave . Also deli sandwiches . In elementary I'd go to convenience stores and buy gum then ask for a bag. Id then fill said bag with candy bars and leave. Rite aid was also extremely easy to take alcohol from . I stopped at 18.
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Spicy pie is mainstream shit.
I once opened a box of Cookie Crisp in the store because I thought they had to be lying about it having real cookie taste. I put it back after tasting it and got caught by one of the workers who then told my dad what I did. I was 7.
May 15-17 - Psycho California
June 6 - The Rolling Stones
June 10 - Melvins
June 20 - Blur
June 24-28 - Glastonbury
July 18 - Death Grips?
July 26 - Faith No More
September 25 - Kraftwerk
In college I stole a bottle of rum from my Boston chinatown liquor store that loved me and accepted my fake ID. Then we drank it at a mandatory opera we had to go to for class that night.
Also in high school I stole a bunch of random shit from the gift shop at the lincoln park zoo in Chicago
During senior week end of college we got trashed and went to the grocery store at 3 in the morning and went to town. None of us got caught except for my one friend who decided she HAD to go back in after we were already out and steal a plant. A FUCKING PLANT.
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At age 10 I lightly spray painted a regular potato chip red and told a friend who had pissed me off it was BBQ and he ate it and threw up later. Age 13 me and a different friend set a giant empty field on fire. When it got out of control we knocked on his neighbors door who was a fire fighter and told him we noticed a fire. We were congratulated for reporting the fire and two fire trucks came and put it out. At age 21 I drove home from a bar wasted and decided it would be fun to race someone in my shitty Chevy Cavalier. I wiped out into a field and totaled my car. The cop told me it was my lucky day because there was so much going on that night he gave me a break and didn't give me a DUI.
but what did you steal?
I also kinda kidnapped someone. You guys ever kidnap anyone?
that escalated quickly
when i was sixteen or seventeen this dumb cunt stranded me and my friends at a rave that got broken up because she was scared. i hated her anyway.
in the parking lot, we found a wallet with cash in it and bought a vial of k with the cash. someone offered us a ride in exchange for some of the k. he said he could cook, but somehow ruined the vial.
we then discovered the debit card had the pin number written on it, so we took out more money and went to denny's. i forgot how, but someone did return the wallet.
i feel awful about it to this day.
You guys are horrible monsters! I have probably only stolen once in my life and that was a wheelchair out of of some handi's parked truck in a apartment complex.Which I used later when I even more drunk.
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Swans @ Terminal West 03/28/15
Drive like Jehu @ The Glass House 04/08/15
Electric Wizard @ Slims 04/17/15
Acid Mother Temple @ BOTM 04/18/15
Faith No More @ the Warfield 04/20/15
John Zorn @ UCLA 05/02/15
Will Bulter @ Slims 05/26/15
Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriets 05/30/15
Mariah Carey @ Caesars palace 06/11/14