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    What's wrong with long hair?

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    It just not something I typically find attractive on dudes.
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    Long hair on guy can look great, but it depends on the guy and how well he cares for it. Long hair with a few layers and some style or shape to it, great. Long hair that is all one length and in a ponytail? Big giant fat no thanks.
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    OMG!

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    Like Jared Leto…. he's so purrrrrty.
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    What have you stolen?

    I use to shoplift and was s pretty damn good pickpocket.
    I've been meaning to come clean about the stuff I steal. I once took the blame for a friend of mine who had really strict parents. When I realized how easy it is, I started taking little things here and there- but not like, shoplifting or actually causing anyone any real loss.
    I take half or less than half rolls of toilet paper, soap and lotion from utility closets, room service salt and pepper grinders, coffee mugs from hotel restaurants (hard rock and the like), I memorize the generic brand produce numbers but actually smuggle organic produce in the self-checkout, I borrow books from the psychiatrist office I clean sometimes, and I swap the bar codes for cheaper ones for big items at big lots. (Namely luggage and blank CDs). I took a whole bottle of hair product from a bad hairdresser that I never saw again, and once in high school I stole an unpriced shirt and wore it under mine from JMR. I still wear it.

    But, I always return things I find, like wallets and stuff. I fully accept that karma treats me accordingly. Most my days are 15% shitty.
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    I occasionally grab a slice of pizza from Whole Foods and just take it with me to their bar area without paying.

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    I've also stolen a bike or two, and money from my mom. once. I haven't touched anyone's money since, and never will again. definitely learned a lesson that day.

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    I've stolen little screws and knobs from hardware stores and junk yards. Stole some mechanical pencils from a classmate in 5th grade. Stole a Laker basketball off of someones car antenna once and 3 blocks out I almost turned around and put it back. That's about the extent of my thievery… my guilty conscience kills me. Bad things happen to bad people.
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    I used to steal corn nuts from 7-11, horribly dark lipstick/gloss that did not match my coloring at all, and thongs from Wet Seal that I would only wear once and then throw into a dumpster so that my mom would never know about them.
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    ^the shit we use to do as kids. Hahaha! Love it!

    I also use to take school supplies out of people's backpacks in the hallways.

    At 17 I was put on probation, something about a burglary....I don't know. left the grabby hands behind after that one.

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    I stole batteries for my CD players and whatever else until I was about 18. DD batteries were too much money and they didn't last long. Weird to think about now.
    I will occasionally still steal a beer out of a cooler when I am trashed and out of beer.

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    In high school I'd get Chinese food from bel air and say I'll pay up front then leave . Also deli sandwiches . In elementary I'd go to convenience stores and buy gum then ask for a bag. Id then fill said bag with candy bars and leave. Rite aid was also extremely easy to take alcohol from . I stopped at 18.
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    Right, but, burglary didn't really fit in to the shoplifting category. and, I'm hoping this gets really good.

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    i used to break into a neighbors house with a friend and steal her booze. i was 15ish
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    I once opened a box of Cookie Crisp in the store because I thought they had to be lying about it having real cookie taste. I put it back after tasting it and got caught by one of the workers who then told my dad what I did. I was 7.

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    In college I stole a bottle of rum from my Boston chinatown liquor store that loved me and accepted my fake ID. Then we drank it at a mandatory opera we had to go to for class that night.

    Also in high school I stole a bunch of random shit from the gift shop at the lincoln park zoo in Chicago

    During senior week end of college we got trashed and went to the grocery store at 3 in the morning and went to town. None of us got caught except for my one friend who decided she HAD to go back in after we were already out and steal a plant. A FUCKING PLANT.
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    At age 10 I lightly spray painted a regular potato chip red and told a friend who had pissed me off it was BBQ and he ate it and threw up later. Age 13 me and a different friend set a giant empty field on fire. When it got out of control we knocked on his neighbors door who was a fire fighter and told him we noticed a fire. We were congratulated for reporting the fire and two fire trucks came and put it out. At age 21 I drove home from a bar wasted and decided it would be fun to race someone in my shitty Chevy Cavalier. I wiped out into a field and totaled my car. The cop told me it was my lucky day because there was so much going on that night he gave me a break and didn't give me a DUI.

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    but what did you steal?

    I also kinda kidnapped someone. You guys ever kidnap anyone?

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    that escalated quickly
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    but what did you steal?

    I also kinda kidnapped someone. You guys ever kidnap anyone?
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    when i was sixteen or seventeen this dumb cunt stranded me and my friends at a rave that got broken up because she was scared. i hated her anyway.

    in the parking lot, we found a wallet with cash in it and bought a vial of k with the cash. someone offered us a ride in exchange for some of the k. he said he could cook, but somehow ruined the vial.

    we then discovered the debit card had the pin number written on it, so we took out more money and went to denny's. i forgot how, but someone did return the wallet.

    i feel awful about it to this day.
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    but what did you steal?

    I also kinda kidnapped someone. You guys ever kidnap anyone?
    Only for birthday breakfast in high school.

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    when i was sixteen or seventeen this dumb cunt stranded me and my friends at a rave that got broken up because she was scared. i hated her anyway.

    in the parking lot, we found a wallet with cash in it and bought a vial of k with the cash. someone offered us a ride in exchange for some of the k. he said he could cook, but somehow ruined the vial.

    we then discovered the debit card had the pin number written on it, so we took out more money and went to denny's. i forgot how, but someone did return the wallet.

    i feel awful about it to this day.
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    in high school i thought it would be fun to kidnap a hobo, drive him to florida and let him out. i could never get anyone to make the trip with me though.
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    Yes. Didn't end well, either.
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    cue acid trip/lawn gnome/really a little kid/federal crime
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    I mostly just stole cough syrup to get fucked up on. I've detailed my teenage deviancy in more detail in some other thread I started so no need to restate it all here.
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    You guys are horrible monsters! I have probably only stolen once in my life and that was a wheelchair out of of some handi's parked truck in a apartment complex.Which I used later when I even more drunk.
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