She consulted with me, but then I realized I had failed to record something on my calendar. So hence the email to tell her I couldn't make it.
You suck, Courtney.
I don't know if you're the worst exactly, Courtney. But, that's pretty fucking bad. You owe it to her to try to find a solution that at least minimizes the damage. Even if you think the whole thing is bullshit, you implicitly consented when you suggested to her dates that might work. If you didn't want to do it you should have found a reason then.
It makes me wonder what the "cannot miss" event is. Because, implicitly consenting and suggesting dates makes the party in your honor pretty much 'cannot miss'. Unless it's like your uncle's funeral or something, you should reschedule the other event, and attend the party your friend is holding in your honor.
Last edited by TomAz; 01-24-2014 at 09:04 PM.
Did she already put down a deposit on a caterer or some shit? Otherwise, who gives a fuck?
FEELINGS, OH OH OH FEELINGS
... it was a music video in the 80s. Let's be realistic.
Is your toilet in the kitchen or something
Bring a radio in there and turn the volume up. (Do people have radios anymore? Or small speakers?)
the busy bee has no time for sorrow.
He's your roommate. Does he think you don't poop? Do you think he doesn't poop? Well, I've got news for ya.
Dude in my office just claimed to know the inventor of broccoli. I need to get out of this place.
If he is super religious he just may.
I Keep Up With The Kardashians
I do too, but mostly through my prescription to Star magazine.
I record Real Housewives OC, BH, and NYC, Top Chef, and Project Runway.
Izzy records Finding Bigfoot.
Gordon Ramsy shows are a win as well.
I watch Finding Bigfoot more than I should.
I told Izzy that they're never going to find him and she said, "Well, should I just stop believing in Santa Claus too?"
As a matter of fact, the first experience I had with those bimbos was during one of their all day and night marathons...I swear I got smarter with each passing episode...
When you start out as dumb as a box of rocks the only way to go is up.
Saying that your first experience with something was by watching it all day and all night in a marathon is indeed a good way to prove your point that it is for idiots, but not in the way that you intended it to be.
19 in total
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.