Confessions

[attila the honey]

I looked up vibrators with handles and found this: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...r/posts?page=4



Did Morghan get a vibrator?

That was all my brother. He paid for the kickstarter thing and just got all his stuff last week no vibrator. That would have been funny though considering it was mailed to my parent's house and mom opened the box.

[SoulDischarge]

I'm the same way Courtney (minus the menstruation obvs). I even extend it to animals. I'm really compulsive about picking the sleep out of my cats' eyes, cleaning their ears with q-tips, even picking at their scabs. I realize it's gross but it doesn't bother me.

[Devin the Dude]

Tried to masturbate in a Greyhound bathroom stall but was too drunk to get it up.

of the year

[amyzzz]

I agree that body gunk is fascinating.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

I am completely fascinated with removing stuff from my body -- such as removing ear wax, tweezing stray brow hairs, using a neti pot to remove nasal mucus, waxing body hair, using biore strips, etc etc. I find it way more satisfying and enjoyable than is healthy. I also sort of enjoy when I'm menstruating and a big chunk of uterine lining comes out. None of it grosses me out in the least.

Women are disgusting

[canexplain]

My divorce papers were not final (we were already separated for months) and I went to Mexico and was with 5 prostitutes (protected of course). I still felt bad about that because everything was not finalized. cr****

[BROKENDOLL]

There are handles on vibrators?

There can be... -

[Sleepingrock]

was with 5 prostitutes

At the same time?

[TallGuyCM]

I still have no idea who Huell Howser was.

[BROKENDOLL]

At the same time?

Now that would be a lineup worth chatting about...

[canexplain]

Hi Bev. Both of us have been sort of quiet this year so far. Good to see posts. I really think I am making it this year, so it will be nice to meet you guys if it works out eh. cr****

[captncrzy]

I am completely fascinated with removing stuff from my body -- such as removing ear wax, tweezing stray brow hairs, using a neti pot to remove nasal mucus, waxing body hair, using biore strips, etc etc. I find it way more satisfying and enjoyable than is healthy. I also sort of enjoy when I'm menstruating and a big chunk of uterine lining comes out. None of it grosses me out in the least.

The older you get, the clumpier it gets.

[canexplain]

At the same time?

No, one at a time (but all one night). Even with a prostitute, you need to give them attention (like they really care). Thank you pharmaceuticals . Geez I was so fucking drunk, stumbling around the back streets of TJ all by myself, I am lucky to be alive eh.... cr****

[VigoTheCarpathian]

I've been a mean asshole. I'm going to try real hard now to be a good person. I read this verse recently:

Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the rath of God, for it is written, "Vengence is mine, I wll repay, says the Lord"

Now I know this isn't a very religious group here, and God knows I've never been -- but I've been thinking a bunch about this line, and the cycle of terror I sew, and Im going to try real hard now, real hard.

And so I confess and repent and tomorrow I do good.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Ban

[DruggyFestivalGuy]

lolwat

[VigoTheCarpathian]

I've sinned again. Tomorrow is the day.

[locachica73]

Some girl found me on facebook who I knew fifteen years ago and is talking to me like I should know her, I have no idea who she is. I only have a vague idea that I might dislike her, but I am not sure why. I hate getting old, my memory is shot.

[getbetter]

Vigo,are you "using" again?

[getbetter]

The older you get, the clumpier it gets.

Now that's hot

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Vigo,are you "using" again?

I'm watching Savages and smoking bowls. But hard drugs... No

[caeden]

i just realized that i haven't opened my refrigerator in a little more than three weeks. i am terrified to find out what has evolved in there

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

i just realized that i haven't opened my refrigerator in a little more than three weeks. i am terrified to find out what has evolved in there

My guess is food?

[algunz]

I told a student I would punch him in the belly if he asked me, "What are we doing today?" again.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

I hugged a gay man

[bmack86]

Did you catch his gay?

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

Did you catch his gay?

Well, I was thinking about sodomy at the time.

With his sister.

[unit300021]

I was watching some Metallica videos on YouTube last night. I noticed a Limp Bizkit full set on the side so clicked on it out of curiosity. I ended up really enjoying it and watched another full set by them. My friends are now mad at me that I never met up with them like I was supposed to last night.

[algunz]

That is sad.

[tricorne]

I fell over because I didn't realize that one foot was standing on the bottom of the other leg of my too-long pajama pants. I wasn't trying to walk, just wobbled a bit and didn't recover. Literally standing still, moving nearly imperceptibly, and then falling. What a graceful woman I am.