i fell asleep on the toilet today... at work
The other night Rick and I went to see The Impossible. Right before the movie started, a family of four (two adults and two teenagers) sat down in front of us. I almost asked Rick if we could move because they were (are) black and I thought they were going to yap through the whole movie...especially during the tsunami scenes.
For the record, they barely made a peep.
Black people movie talking is at least entertaining. it's the old Jewish people that annoy the shit out of me during movies.
last.fm
8/7/16 - Sufjan Stevens @ Hollywood Bowl // 8/8/16 - Radiohead @ Shrine // 8/8/16 - Boris @ Regent
9/14/16 - Wilco @ Theatre at Ace Hotel // 9/18/16 - Kraftwerk @ Hollywood Bowl
Other than this board, I have never even heard of Daft Punk.
"why are you so annoying" TheKlein25
I lied about the reason for opening the main office door today.
I said it was because it was stuffy in the office, but the real reason is that someone ate a big helping of some type of potato salad and it stunk up the whole office floor.
Whiskey Sour
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1 cherry
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
God I hate when people eat potato salad at work for that very reason.
I miss talking to TomAz.
We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.
The piercing smell of too many chives made me a little green.
Whiskey Sour
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1 cherry
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
There are handles on vibrators?
There are handles on the vibrators Ivy has.
I looked up vibrators with handles and found this: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...r/posts?page=4
Did Morghan get a vibrator?
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Cokes are $5 now, not a nickel.
Passive aggressive racism.
"Oh shit, n1ggers!" *Spills le coke* My bad yall.
copy of part of a menu at some flicks now (amc) ...... cr****
Tenderloin Tips | $15.99
Tenderloin steak tips with sautéed mushrooms and pearl onions in a red wine demi glace. Served with red bliss mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables.
Blackened Salmon | $14.99
Our Cajun-spiced salmon served with red bliss mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables.
Asian Steak and Shrimp Bowl | $15.99
Jumbo shrimp, tender steak, seared vegetables and toasted almonds are served over white jasmine rice, drizzled with our sweet ponzu sauce and topped with cilantro.
Bruschetta Shrimp Pasta | $14.99
Pan-seared jumbo shrimp tossed in zesty seasoning with corkscrew pasta and creamy sundried tomato sauce, and sprinkled with fresh tomato and basil bruschetta.
Bistro Chicken Mac and Cheese | $11.99
Sliced chicken breast on top of our corkscrew pasta, blended with a zesty white cheese sauce and sprinkled with buttery toasted breadcrumbs and bacon.
Chicken Alfredo | $12.49
Seared chicken breast sliced and served over fresh pappardelle pasta noodles covered in creamy alfredo sauce and topped with fresh house-made bruschetta.
Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine
So now you spill your Bruschetta Shrimp Pasta?
Funny, no. As posted another time: I don't go to movies anymore cept a couple of weeks ago. What happens? We get evacuated during the previews......figures.....cr****
Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine
Yes, that always happens to me too.
It was a fire in one of the other screens. We only had to stay outside about 15 minutes, walked outside on this promenade looking a xmas lights in the trees and on the fronts of the shops, watched the ice skaters bust their butts then get up and be as graceful as light, went back to theater, got to go back to our flick and didn't miss a minute, handed free tics for any show, any time, and good till April and since we went to the cheap showing, I guess I actually made money. We also got to keep our special Hobbit 3d glasses haha. I was hoping they might work some with my tv, but they have to be shutter technology which of course they aren't. I guess if going to that flick was weird and bad, I can't complain. rant lolz .... cr****
Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine
I am completely fascinated with removing stuff from my body -- such as removing ear wax, tweezing stray brow hairs, using a neti pot to remove nasal mucus, waxing body hair, using biore strips, etc etc. I find it way more satisfying and enjoyable than is healthy. I also sort of enjoy when I'm menstruating and a big chunk of uterine lining comes out. None of it grosses me out in the least.
There's a sick comfort in a bloody nose that culminates in a slowly removed blood slug the length of your entire nasal passage. It's like drain-snaking your face.
Hmm. I like that post a lot less now that I know "blood slug" is actual slang.