Confessions

[caeden]

i fell asleep on the toilet today... at work

[bmack86]

Now THAT'S a decent confession.

[captncrzy]

The other night Rick and I went to see The Impossible. Right before the movie started, a family of four (two adults and two teenagers) sat down in front of us. I almost asked Rick if we could move because they were (are) black and I thought they were going to yap through the whole movie...especially during the tsunami scenes.


For the record, they barely made a peep.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Black people movie talking is at least entertaining. it's the old Jewish people that annoy the shit out of me during movies.

[marooko]

The other night Rick and I went to see The Impossible. Right before the movie started, a family of four (two adults and two teenagers) sat down in front of us. I almost asked Rick if we could move because they were (are) black and I thought they were going to yap through the whole movie...especially during the tsunami scenes.


For the record, they barely made a peep.

Where's the confession? Do you not like black people?

[miscorrections]

I think the confession is that she willingly went to go see that patronizing piece of dumpy poop.

[captncrzy]

I CRIED THREE TIMES

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

Other than this board, I have never even heard of Daft Punk.

[fatbastard]

I lied about the reason for opening the main office door today.

I said it was because it was stuffy in the office, but the real reason is that someone ate a big helping of some type of potato salad and it stunk up the whole office floor.

[amyzzz]

God I hate when people eat potato salad at work for that very reason.

[fatbastard]

The piercing smell of too many chives made me a little green.

[chairmenmeow47]

i cut my hand with my vibrator because i've dropped it and the handle has a tiny crack and i'm too cheap to buy another one.

[Neighborhood Creep]

i cut my hand with my vibrator because i've dropped it and the handle has a tiny crack and i'm too cheap to buy another one.

Post a pic so we can see what you mean

[algunz]

There are handles on vibrators?

[marooko]

There are handles on the vibrators Ivy has.

[algunz]

I looked up vibrators with handles and found this: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...r/posts?page=4



Did Morghan get a vibrator?

[canexplain]

The other night Rick and I went to see The Impossible. Right before the movie started, a family of four (two adults and two teenagers) sat down in front of us. I almost asked Rick if we could move because they were (are) black and I thought they were going to yap through the whole movie...especially during the tsunami scenes.


For the record, they barely made a peep.

Before they had stadium seats, when we sat down, we used to spill coke all over the seats in front of us. Good view then ......cr****

[M Sparks]

Cokes are $5 now, not a nickel.

[Tubesock Shakur]

Passive aggressive racism.

[Tubesock Shakur]

"Oh shit, n1ggers!" *Spills le coke* My bad yall.

[canexplain]

Cokes are $5 now, not a nickel.

copy of part of a menu at some flicks now (amc) ...... cr****


Tenderloin Tips | $15.99

Tenderloin steak tips with sautéed mushrooms and pearl onions in a red wine demi glace. Served with red bliss mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables.
Blackened Salmon | $14.99

Our Cajun-spiced salmon served with red bliss mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables.
Asian Steak and Shrimp Bowl | $15.99

Jumbo shrimp, tender steak, seared vegetables and toasted almonds are served over white jasmine rice, drizzled with our sweet ponzu sauce and topped with cilantro.

Bruschetta Shrimp Pasta | $14.99

Pan-seared jumbo shrimp tossed in zesty seasoning with corkscrew pasta and creamy sundried tomato sauce, and sprinkled with fresh tomato and basil bruschetta.
Bistro Chicken Mac and Cheese | $11.99

Sliced chicken breast on top of our corkscrew pasta, blended with a zesty white cheese sauce and sprinkled with buttery toasted breadcrumbs and bacon.
Chicken Alfredo | $12.49

Seared chicken breast sliced and served over fresh pappardelle pasta noodles covered in creamy alfredo sauce and topped with fresh house-made bruschetta.

[M Sparks]

So now you spill your Bruschetta Shrimp Pasta?

[canexplain]

Funny, no. As posted another time: I don't go to movies anymore cept a couple of weeks ago. What happens? We get evacuated during the previews......figures.....cr****

[M Sparks]

Yes, that always happens to me too.

[canexplain]

Yes, that always happens to me too.

It was a fire in one of the other screens. We only had to stay outside about 15 minutes, walked outside on this promenade looking a xmas lights in the trees and on the fronts of the shops, watched the ice skaters bust their butts then get up and be as graceful as light, went back to theater, got to go back to our flick and didn't miss a minute, handed free tics for any show, any time, and good till April and since we went to the cheap showing, I guess I actually made money. We also got to keep our special Hobbit 3d glasses haha. I was hoping they might work some with my tv, but they have to be shutter technology which of course they aren't. I guess if going to that flick was weird and bad, I can't complain. rant lolz .... cr****

[SoulDischarge]

If you aren't bringing your own into the theater, you're a goddamned sucker.

[canexplain]

If you aren't bringing your own into the theater, you're a goddamned sucker.

I think we need bigger pockets ....cr****

[Courtney]

I am completely fascinated with removing stuff from my body -- such as removing ear wax, tweezing stray brow hairs, using a neti pot to remove nasal mucus, waxing body hair, using biore strips, etc etc. I find it way more satisfying and enjoyable than is healthy. I also sort of enjoy when I'm menstruating and a big chunk of uterine lining comes out. None of it grosses me out in the least.

[tricorne]

There's a sick comfort in a bloody nose that culminates in a slowly removed blood slug the length of your entire nasal passage. It's like drain-snaking your face.

[tricorne]

Hmm. I like that post a lot less now that I know "blood slug" is actual slang.