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    Audra, I think you need to ban yourself from this thread until you can come up with juicier confessions.
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Hmm. Unfortunately my life has become a lot less juicy.

    How about this, I took my lesbian coworker out to Hooters last night for wings and beer, we had a long talk about vagina.
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    I had a dream last week of being in a threesome with a guy and another Vietnamese chick. Her last name was also Nguyen.

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    I had a dream last week of being in a threesome with a guy and another Vietnamese chick. Her last name was also Nguyen.
    My ex is viet. On great occasion she talked about being in bed w/ another woman
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    I had a dream I was walking around a shopping mall carrying two golf clubs. I might have even been wearing shorts and a visor.
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    Breaking the law! Breaking the law!

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    When I was a little kid my aunt took me to the beach. I went into the restroom and with my bare feet on the wet floor I figured that meant everybody was peeing on the floor. So I whipped it out right there and peed on the floor. Then I told my aunt who got really pissed and said the floor was wet from people coming in from the ocean.
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    The boy I am kinda hanging out with is here to drive my drunk ass and my drunk ass friend around. I have the I hate nick mix playing on the jukebox. It might include justin timberlake.
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    I dislike Idaho for lame reasons. One, it's mostly a baron wasteland and sucks driving through (hour to drive to each 'large city' in between nothingness). Second, they have billboards saying, "SWindle: not cheap, not clean, not for Idaho" wtf, you're against wind power? Third, the beer options at the Egyptian Theater were a Twilight Pale Ale, an IPA, another pale ale and PBR... God, does Idaho not know how to taste quality beer? Alas, after shooting Makers at a nearby bar, I chose the IPA.

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    If that is what you consider terrible beer options I would hate to see how you make do in a dive bar in the midwest.

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    A Baaad Fleeing Eel Throw

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    I attended a Hot Wheels convention yesterday.
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    Not much of a confession, I now go to bed about 5:00 each day and wake up about 9:00. I just don't fit the normal in much of anything I guess...... cr****
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    Is that Lisa Loeb in your avatar, Pixie? I can't tell, but if it is . . .
    It is not. It's Noomi Rapace.
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    5 AM or 5 PM? And 9 AM or 9 PM? I'm not sure if you're sleeping like a fiend or barely at all, Ron.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    5 AM or 5 PM? And 9 AM or 9 PM? I'm not sure if you're sleeping like a fiend or barely at all, Ron.
    5:00 AM and 9:00 AM. Late at night I think I am going to miss something but rarely is that the case. I have worked since I was around 12 and not working at all really throws me. I'll work hard at getting used to it ... cr****
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    I just got really high and ate; Two Drumstick ice cream cones and a caramel apple.
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    Nothing wrong with that.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Not much of a confession either

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    Sounds like you had a weird version of Thanksgiving.

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    Last night i was with this new guy i started seeing... It's been about 3 weeks. He was eating me out and got a nosebleed. We both looked at eachother drunkenly and confused by who the blood came from. Once we realized he was just having a nose bleed, he wiped his nose clean and kept on going. I think this guy may be a keeper.

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    YES!!!
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    Swans @ Terminal West 03/28/15
    Drive like Jehu @ The Glass House 04/08/15
    Electric Wizard @ Slims 04/17/15
    Acid Mother Temple @ BOTM 04/18/15
    Faith No More @ the Warfield 04/20/15
    John Zorn @ UCLA 05/02/15
    Will Bulter @ Slims 05/26/15
    Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriets 05/30/15
    Mariah Carey @ Caesars palace 06/11/14


    Last.fm
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    Fuck you.

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    He must be deep if he's bleeding out of the face. Good times.

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    A couple of year back, I accidentally, spontaneously, shared an intimate moment with my mothers brothers wife right in front of his face.
    I still can't believe it. Not in my family. It was her fault too. I guess marriage can be very difficult for some people. Everything is fine now but it was the most off-putting episode of my life.

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    Huh?

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    what don't you understand?

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    "intimate moment"
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    she kissed me

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    intimate probably wasn't the best word

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    "Aunt"

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    6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent

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