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    Amy you slut.

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    on the same note, i remember telling my dad that taking a crap was practice for having a baby. but then he asked me why does he crap then and my whole theory was shot.
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    had a friend in grade school who thought black babies were black because they came out of the pooper.

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    What a shitty kid.


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    I am drunk and my tab was $3.75, I love my bartender friends.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I hope you tipped well
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    They check your age at a rave? That means its not a rave.

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    Of course! Gotta take care of my girl.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    That's good. I hate when people get hooked up and don't take care of their people
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    They check your age at a rave? That means its not a rave.

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    I tip on what my tab should have been plus extra. It all goes to the same place. Shots!
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    When I was 16, I was home alone during summer vacation one day and browsed through my yearbook looking at pretty girls. One sophomore in particular caught my fancy and she had a unique enough last name, so I looked through the phone book and found just one listing with that last name. The conversation went something like this:

    Me: Is this (whatever her name was)?
    Her: Yes.
    Me: Hi, this is Rick. I go to UHS, too. Do you want to hang out at the mall?
    Her: Um, no.
    Me: Ok, thanks.
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    I was informed yesterday that Devin came into existence when someone dared God to create a gayer, less intimidating Andy Milonakis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    YOU KEPT SANDSTORM ON REPEAT BRO
    I read this post just now and I would not have had any clue whatsoever as to the reference, had I not been listening to Jim Rome (sports talk) today and heard him going on about some guy that called up to play Sandstorm on Kazoo, and segued into "Careless Whisper" by George Michael.
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    I itched my anus for a straight minute through my boxers before hopping in the shower today. Felt great

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    Did you smell it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's not hard to spend $400 in vibrators if it's not your own money.
    I knew I liked you, I couldn't quite put my finger on why before but.... GIRL! We gotta swap notes!

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    My cock has a fin.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
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    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    No teeth?

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    I really like the smell of the bread aisle in stores.

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    OMG UR SO KINKY LOLZ

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    Night bread.

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    I invited a boy that nick hates to hang out with me at the bar, and he's on his way. Yeah!
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    A boy.

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    They will called boys until they prove me wrong.
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I flicked a lit cig into a crowd of people last night

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    Wattadik

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    found out that my parents cleaning lady has been stealing alcohol from their liquor cabinet, so i emptied one of the bottles of vodka she's been diluting and replaced it with water and rubbing alcohol. i am looking forward to her next visit.

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    hope you dont poison your parents

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    That's fucking insane dude. Throw that bottle away.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    That's fucking insane dude. Throw that bottle away.
    TOO FAR, NATHAN
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    I went skinny dipping for the first time in my life tonight. Single life is not so bad.
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I hate helping other people out, especially when they always ask cause they're family. Fuck!
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    Smooches. =)
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    Shut it down.

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