3/21/15 - Tweedy @ Theater at Ace Hotel // 3/27/15 - At The Gates (w/Converge, Pallbearer) @ Wiltern // 4/14/15 - Cloud Nothings @ Echo // 4/19/15 - Electric Wizard @ Roxy
// 4/22/15 - Faith No More - Wiltern // 5/15-17/15 - Psycho CA @ Observatory // 5/27/15 - Neutral Milk Hotel @ Warner Grand Theater //6/3/15 - Sufjan Stevens @ Dorothy Chandler
had a friend in grade school who thought black babies were black because they came out of the pooper.
What a shitty kid.
When I was 16, I was home alone during summer vacation one day and browsed through my yearbook looking at pretty girls. One sophomore in particular caught my fancy and she had a unique enough last name, so I looked through the phone book and found just one listing with that last name. The conversation went something like this:
Me: Is this (whatever her name was)?
Me: Hi, this is Rick. I go to UHS, too. Do you want to hang out at the mall?
Her: Um, no.
Me: Ok, thanks.
Upcoming: 04/10/15-04/12/15 - Coachella Weekend One; Foo Fighters - 09/27/15 (Isleta Amphitheater - Albuquerque, NM)
I itched my anus for a straight minute through my boxers before hopping in the shower today. Felt great
Did you smell it?
My cock has a fin.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
I really like the smell of the bread aisle in stores.
OMG UR SO KINKY LOLZ
I flicked a lit cig into a crowd of people last night
found out that my parents cleaning lady has been stealing alcohol from their liquor cabinet, so i emptied one of the bottles of vodka she's been diluting and replaced it with water and rubbing alcohol. i am looking forward to her next visit.
April 1 - Yob
April 6 - Swans
April 7 - Liturgy
April 10-12 - Coachella
April 17 - Clark/Nosaj Thing
April 23 - John Talabot
April 27 - The Body & Full of Hell
May 1 - Sleep
May 8-10 - Austin Psych Fest
May 13 - Noel Gallagher
May 15-17 - Psycho California
June 10 - Melvins
June 20 - Blur
June 24-28 - Glastonbury
July 18 - Death Grips?
hope you dont poison your parents