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    I really want to commit suicide. Not today or tomorrow, but some day before I hit 70. It's not that I'm depressed or scared of death. I just want my last act to be selfish as fuck. I want to go out like a true asshole.

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    Can I sig this? I feel that this really captures your essence Guedita.
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    Of course.

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    I have been listening to really bad big hair 80's power ballads all day.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    very noisy and either wild geese are humping outside my window or someone is humping a goose

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    sorry ill try and keep it down....

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    no, please, carry on

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    I don't get choked up much, but I think the last time I did, was a few months ago, when I watched the end to Cool Runnings
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    also, if someone wants to phrase that to a dos equis meme I think the two would go together well

    edit: taken care of

    Last edited by buddy; 06-30-2012 at 05:20 PM.

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    haven't seen that. What happened? They get irie?

    I'm thinking about smoking actually and most likely will before dinner. Does make the meal so much better. Want it to be like three hours...real italian style.

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    Now that's a confession.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    I want to own the Shirley Temple Little Darling DVD collection
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    Smooches. =)
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    Shut it down.

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    A kitten or a full-grown cat?
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    Go on

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    Oh, for the love of beastiality, just stop.
    "Who is this doing this synthetic type of Alpha Beta psychedelic funkin'?"
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    I had a guy dismiss me tonight due to my lack of sci fi knowledge. I fucking learned football, I refuse to learn star trek too. It might be time to buy a puppy.
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    I'm attempting to acquire a fuck buddy right now.
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    8am Craigslist booty calls usually are just methed out trannies

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    8am Craigslist booty calls usually are just methed out trannies
    Right. Of course. I meant "right now" as in currently attempting, not "at that very minute."
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    right meow?

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    Go type something in on pornmd.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I had a guy dismiss me tonight due to my lack of sci fi knowledge. I fucking learned football, I refuse to learn star trek too. It might be time to buy a puppy.
    I love sci fi. that its how I managed to ensnare Jacob. I think we are actually going to see a couple remastered Star Trek TNG episodes at a movie theatre in a few weeks. That is my confession.
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    I think I have seen 2 Star Wars movies and I specifically remember 2 Star Trek episodes. That is my confession.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I think I have seen 2 Star Wars movies and I specifically remember 2 Star Trek episodes. That is my confession.
    NERD.
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    i feel really old due to my extreme annoyance at the pack of teens congregating in front of my house on the bike path setting off m80s, fire crackers and full blown fireworks that you would see at a real fireworks show. I used to do that, now I feel bad for how annoying it was to the neighbors. My dog acting crazier than usual. I wish they would simply move down a few blocks. NIMBY hahaha
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    Be glad you weren't in our neighborhood, 5-6 guys went out of state last week to buy the good stuff. We skipped the city show because ours was on par. There was one huge shell that went off at ground level up the street which was kinda scary. Things are still exploding high in the sky around us, gonna be a long night. I'll admit, getting to light those large shells is quite a thrill.

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    I live in Sun Valley and last night was like World War 3 until very late. People were setting off GIANT Disneyland-sized fireworks from the yards. I thought my cat was going to have a heart attack. it's pretty cool seeing your entire backyard light up like that though.
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    World War III: there will be recreational pyrotechnics, pet cats, and probably light refreshments. It's going to be a good war, I can tell already.

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    I went from exercising almost every day to not exercising at all, and I'm starting to enjoy my fat.
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    Post boob pics so we can also enjoy
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    No, I'm too shy about that stuff.
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    Wear a bra in the picture then
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    Please?
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    I feel queasy.
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    what the fuck
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    1 5-Hour Energy Shot X-Tra Strength
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    = nyarl jittery as fuck
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    Smooches. =)
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