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    noticed the Locachica posts here every weekday morning. Therapeutic evidently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedHotSgtPeppers View Post
    I still want to fuck my most recent ex. We are still friends (honest. Not just saying that to fool myself), and I don't really have romantic feelings toward her anymore, but I really just want to sleep with her again. Purely for selfish reasons too. I feel like an asshole for it, cause I'm not a selfish person.
    Do it.

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    I confess I thought RedHotSgtPepper was gay. I think I even told a couple of people.


    oops
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    I confess I'm still not sure he isn't.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    I confess I thought RedHotSgtPepper was gay. I think I even told a couple of people.


    oops
    Awesome. Thanks capn. No I'm not gay.
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    You might want to check again.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I just sent a fb friend request to someone I thought was hawt.
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    Smooches. =)
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    Shut it down.

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    I think about suicide all the time. Probably won't do it but it helps to be prepared, just in case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I think about suicide all the time. Probably won't do it but it helps to be prepared, just in case.
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    I made sixty bucks today for drinking eight ounces of teriyaki glaze
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    I made sixty bucks today for drinking eight ounces of teriyaki glaze
    How was the aftermath?

    I bought my friends all you can eat Chinese buffet if he drank a bottle of soy sauce. He was pretty sick for half the day.
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Confession: I don't know how the fuck I got home last night.
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    Smooches. =)
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    I eventually vomited when I got home about fifteen minutes later, my stomach was upset for about two hours but I drank some tea and Sprite, I probably wouldnt do the Soy Sauce
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    I have cleaned the apartment and watched all my show. It is only 9 am and I am so bored I am considering drinking by the pool.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I confess that I am still in my pajamas and lying in bed.

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    I confess I am stoned now and posting from my phone. It is taking Way linger than it should.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I just bought a couple shots for some strangers. I poured some sriracha into one of the glasses before I gave it to them and left briskly after we drank. I'm still chuckling about it.
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    I just bought a couple shots for some strangers. I poured some sriracha into one of the glasses before I gave it to them and left briskly after we drank. I'm still chuckling about it.
    you monster.
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    I went to Vegas this weekend. I didn't sleep for 50 hours. My boyfriend didn't sleep for 62. Still worth it.
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    I like farting at concerts and watching the people around me react.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I like farting at concerts and watching the people around me react.
    I'm usually the one saying " Who farted!?" I hope you would at least own your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by euphonicfiend View Post
    I'm usually the one saying " Who farted!?" I hope you would at least own your fart.
    Once at a Blink 182 concert a 10 year old girl behind me yelled at a 12 year old "I am telling mom you farted on me again." Surely one of my proudest moments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I like farting at concerts and watching the people around me react.
    You're the asshole with the beef n cheesy asshole...

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    I've been wearing the same pants for 2 weeks
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    Tim?
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Tim.

    8/29: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard @ The Rickshaw Stop
    8/29: Jack J @ 222 Hyde
    9/13: Dirtybird BBQ @ Treasure Island
    9/13: Man Man @ The Independent
    9/18: The Acid @ The Chapel
    9/18: Octave One, Solar, Vin Sol @ Mighty
    9/20: Max Graef, Huxley, Glenn Astro @ The Midway
    9/23-27: Decibel Festival
    9/29: Titus Andronicus @ The Chapel

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    Tim. Makes sense.
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Thinking of that Asian chick being thrown in the county jail gave me a boner.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    I'm travelling for work and just paid 35 dollars for a 1/2 litre of wine via room service. I feel dirty.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    the best songs are the ones that dont remind you of anyone in particular yet still give you that utter euphoric contentedness of perfection in your mind, body and soul. keep them close.
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