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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Depo is SHIT, stop it now, I gained 20 lbs every 3 months I was on that crap and had no desire to have sex. It also made me a raging bitch, more so than normal. I have heard the same from so many people, it's horrible for you. I hope that isn't the case for you but just be very careful, you don't want to balloon up. My boyfriends ex went from 120 to 190 in a years time. EEK!
    This was me too, at 20 years old I didn't EVER want to have sex. Thought I was nuts! Now I am on Mirena and LOVE it. No period for 2 years and no remembering to take anything. Glorious.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    This was me too, at 20 years old I didn't EVER want to have sex. Thought I was nuts! Now I am on Mirena and LOVE it. No period for 2 years and no remembering to take anything. Glorious.
    and now ya wanna buck?!

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    why, I thought you'd never ask.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    When did this become the girls only thread?

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    Wow, that weight gain is ridiculous. I'm not on birth control, but my antidepressants have made me gain weight, and I just recently decided I really need to watch what I eat. In addition, I started a fitness program called P90 with Jacob. Now I have more cravings than I ever used to have, and it's just ridiculous. I'm developing some sort of kangaroo pouch in my middle. Ugh.
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    I confess I have a kangaroo pouch too, but mine is from my regular beer and McDonald's intake. I embrace my pot belly.

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    I confess that the flat belly I use to be proud of is no longer flat, so I now have big hips, thighs and belly, oh joy. Stupid beer!
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Sorry for girly-ing up the confessions thread, marooko.
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    Definitely blame it on the beer.
    I was a twig that had trouble gaining weight, barely weighing 100 lbs until I started drinking. I ballooned out.

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    My roommate's pitbull's name is Succo and I call him Succo Marooko.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    why, I thought you'd never ask.
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    Hmm, I have been drinking that silly hard lemonade, but I don't know if I have been drinking enough to gain weight. Also, hamburgers. I can call myself average weight now when I used to be underweight.
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    Somebody brought in a giant chocolate sheet cake to work today, complete with ridiculous amounts of decorative frosting. It was probably left over from a wedding or graduation or something.

    It is taking every bit of self control that I posses to not cut off a 6" by 6" square of that stupid cake right now.
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    Come back in here to when you do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    I recently started taping my mouth shut while I sleep. And I like it.
    ...the fuck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I confess that the flat belly I use to be proud of is no longer flat, so I now have big hips, thighs and belly, oh joy. Stupid beer!
    Sounds like an awesome body

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    I just watched Jem on netflix and then moved on to the twilight zone.. do not really feel the need to confess about the twilight zone.. just Jem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach Bombay View Post
    ...the fuck...
    oral prison rape deterrent

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Sounds like an awesome body
    Haha, oh yeah, awesome! Throw in my smaller than average chest and I am every man's dream. Lucky for me I am a pretty cool chick (or so I have been told).
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Haha, oh yeah, awesome! Throw in my smaller than average chest and I am every man's dream. Lucky for me I am a pretty cool chick (or so I have been told).
    What constitutes a "smaller than average" chest?
    I'll confess that I'm an A.

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    I will confess that I am barely a B, more like an A in disguise.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I have moobs. Do they come in sizes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I will confess that I am barely a B, more like an A in disguise.
    Depending on the make, sometimes I don't even fully fill the A
    I wear padded bras to fool people. It's just one big (or small) lie.
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    I have moobs. Do they come in sizes?
    http://gizmodo.com/5092694/man-bra-k...heck/gallery/1

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    If I owned pasties I would probably just go through life without a bra. I just don't want everyone to know when I am cold.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Me too, Robin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    If I owned pasties I would probably just go through life without a bra. I just don't want everyone to know when I am cold.
    Someone best archive this for gift exchange season.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    haha, it's a better stocking stuffer than the qtips I got last year. although the box of bandaids I got could probably be used in a pinch.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    If I owned pasties I would probably just go through life without a bra. I just don't want everyone to know when I am cold.
    My nipples are permanently hard from piercings, so I will prob always wear padded bras.
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    Me too, Robin.
    But you have a skinny frame.

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    My shirts are getting really snug lately because of my enormous belly (for my frame). We all have our own body issues.
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    Going from an XS to S?
    EAT A CHEESEBURGER!

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