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    I put it all in there. I thought tampons weren't flushable.
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    Yeah, don't flush those. They're not going to biodegrade before they get to a waste treatment facility, so it's like flushing a candy wrapper or other trash down the toilet.
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    Yup, flushing them is a no no. I always thought you were supposed to put them in the box anyway.
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    I thought they were flushable. Sorry. Lesson learned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    You could sell some of those if they did.

    Confession - me and a girlfriend had a panty selling scheme in the 1990's before just about everybody started flooding Craigslist trying to do it.
    After tending bar and then partying at the Polo Club Cantina a few years ago, a guy I was interested in and I did the ill-na-na up by the clubhouse, under the stars, and on the hood of my vette before parting ways. When I got home, I realized I had lost my underwear and was afraid that they would be found somewhere laying on that polo field. I didn't even think to ask him if he knew where they were, but about a week later, he came into the Cantina again and sheepishly handed me an envelope with my panties in it, apologizing that it had taken so long to return them. He then assured me that he washed them before putting them in the envelope, but admitted to almost keeping them for himself. We dated for almost 3 years, so that might explain the vast amount of panties in my collection.

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    When I woke up this morning I had to blow my nose and there was no tissue, paper towels, or toilet paper near me, so I used a dirty undershirt that was lying next to my bed. I thought it was pretty resourceful.
    It was after the show on Sunday night of the 1st weekend of Coachella that I was to meet up with Pete in the campground. And after walking out through the dust cloud from all the people, my nose was all stuffed up with whatever and I had no tissues or bandana, and wasn't about to enter a porta-potty in the dark. I ended up by the clubhouse, (Yep, same clubhouse where I lost my undies years before...) and proceeded to remove my Ugg boot and use one of my socks to blow my nose in. Actually, in order to remain somewhat discreet, I removed both Ugg boots and acted as if I was just airing out and stretching my toes, but only put one sock back on, while throwing the other one away.When Pete and I got home and I started to undress, he commented on my being an airhead because he noticed I only had one sock on... that's when I shared my secret.

    And seeing that my secret can be considered being resourceful, it's now no longer a secret, is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I thought they were flushable. Sorry. Lesson learned.
    Oh, shit, so after 35 years, I'm just now learning this lesson?
    Anything with E becomes a dance party. My vacuum cleaner becomes a dance party on E
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    I use to "hang out" with a guy who had held onto a pair of my panties as a reminder of our time together. He eventually started seeing someone else and intended on marrying her, I had become friends with the both of them and would go out drinking with them, whenever he had a few drinks in him and she left to the bathroom he would remind me that he is still holding onto my panties like I was suppose to be thrilled by that. Boys are weird.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Are you sure that this story doesn't end with a better confession involving a three-way?
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    No, there is more to the confession but I try to keep my dirty whore status on the down low.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I just had to shit in a plastic grocery bag because we can't afford to get the water turned on in our house right now. It's nice to know my life can still hit new lows.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I just had to shit in a plastic grocery bag because we can't afford to get the water turned on in our house right now. It's nice to know my life can still hit new lows.
    I've saved enough of those plastic grocery sacks to open my own market, but I'd be willing to donate them to a worthy cause.
    Anything with E becomes a dance party. My vacuum cleaner becomes a dance party on E
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    I just called someone a moron in a comment on a review on amazon.com.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I just called someone a moron in a comment on a review on amazon.com.
    I have done this on both Amazon and Netflix.
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    And that warrants confessing why? You do that shit here all the time.
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    Not all confessions are juicy.
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    People on amazon are less frank.

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    acid is very much around.

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    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I thought they were flushable. Sorry. Lesson learned.
    I thought so too! Oops.
    At least this new BC I'm on made my periods pretty much stop.

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    wow...and thats a good thing?

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    Oh, hell yeah!
    I don't have to worry about vaginal bleeding and I don't get PMS anymore.
    But now I don't have any excuse if I'm ever super bitchy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    acid is very much around.
    Confession - the last 2 times I dropped acid were at the Ringo All Starr Band and The James Gang in 2006. Totally accidentally stumbled across some and my first time having any since before the missile silo bust of 2000.

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    I just came out. I'm secretly...interested in what's going on under Katts wayfarers

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Confession - the last 2 times I dropped acid were at the Ringo All Starr Band and The James Gang in 2006. Totally accidentally stumbled across some and my first time having any since before the missile silo bust of 2000.
    Are you saying you need to freshen up your breath?
    Cause I have some drops for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Oh, hell yeah!
    I don't have to worry about vaginal bleeding and I don't get PMS anymore.
    But now I don't have any excuse if I'm ever super bitchy.
    I have been on bc that has stopped the period but the PMS is still there, sometimes even more so. But the no bleeding sounds great!
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I have been on bc that has stopped the period but the PMS is still there, sometimes even more so. But the no bleeding sounds great!
    It's going to be horrible when I stop this bc and start getting PMS and periods again.
    I'm currently on the Depo shot. I'll get the occasional spotting, but that's it.
    I definitely do not miss the cramps, headaches and hot flashes. The only thing I do miss is the swelling of the boobs. lol.

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    Depo is SHIT, stop it now, I gained 20 lbs every 3 months I was on that crap and had no desire to have sex. It also made me a raging bitch, more so than normal. I have heard the same from so many people, it's horrible for you. I hope that isn't the case for you but just be very careful, you don't want to balloon up. My boyfriends ex went from 120 to 190 in a years time. EEK!
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I've been on it for a year. I did gain a few pounds when I started (prob about 5 pounds), but I lost it.
    I didn't have much of a sex drive prior to getting on it, so I can't really compare.
    As for the bitchy part, I can't compare either.
    I did notice that sometimes I find myself overly emotional to TV shows and movies.

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    I recently started taping my mouth shut while I sleep. And I like it.
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