Originally Posted by luckyface
I realize that your position in this fair community pretty well guarantees venality, insincerity, and a rather irritating method of expressing yourself. Stupidity, however, is not necessarily a inherent trait. Therefore, please listen closely - you can have a funeral any old time. You dig a hole, you plant a coffin. I, however, cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next week or tomorrow - I must perform them now.
(Starts up the drill...)
I got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so why don't you please return to your porch rockers and resume whittling.