This is for Tucson/Phx peeps. I need a new assistant. Not like desperately or anything but getting there. I can start you at $13.50 an hour, with potential raises every six months or so, based on performance. It's not a great salary, but it's pretty good for the area. I'll also give you a cell phone with the opportunity to upgrade to a Blackberry based on performance and the time you spend working for me. You must be able to type, answer phones, think on your feet, and be computer literate, internet and otherwise. You don't have to be like a genius or anything, but I would expect at least a basic familiarity with making spreadsheets, creating zip files, etc. Don't bother applying if you can't work a PC basically. Fringe benefits include medical, 401K dollar for dollar, your own office, use of company vehicles or paid travel if I need you to go somewhere for me and you take your own vehicle, business lunches at quality establishments, the opportunity to get ahead rather quickly in a growing company, and most importantly, the opportunity to learn the ins and outs of a dynamic business from an actual professional, namely myself. This may be more valuable to you than you might think. I hustled to get where I am and I can show you how to do the same. The only caveat is that you have to actually work if you work for me. I don't fuck around and I would expect the same out of you. Get your work done and then I don't care what you do. Surf the internet, get your hair did, whatever. Just take care of business first.
EOE, position open to anyone, regardless of race or sex. And it's going on Monster tomorrow, so act fast. I just wanted to offer it to my Coachella peeps first. PM me if you're interested. Also experience isn't as important to me as your desire is. I can train almost anyone who is willing to learn. But don't waste my fucking time. Show me what you got and that you're serious and I'll bring you up. Not even necessarily with just this company either. I've got contacts and I've got a network and I've got former employees of mine working all over the goddamned place. Just show up hungry, show up for real, and I'll see what I can do for you. Srsly.
Okay that's it. Peace. Thanks.