You should make one of these pictures for yourself. Maybe switch it up a little--underboob on lefty, sideboob on righty, and ass cleavage from a hole in your jeans right in the middle of the crack.
It's the new thing.
DOUBLE EDIT: You lousy cunt, your superficial gallery fuckaround is going to force me to throw this on my photobucket. Unnecessary effort, goddammit.
TRIPLE EDIT: Here, happy fucking birthday.