In this thread you will have the opportunity to win the above pair of shoes. These shoes will be shipped at no cost to the victor. There are no rules. There is no time limit. When I have decided that someone has won I will announce that the contest has concluded. I do not know how someone will win. It is possible but unlikely that nobody will win.
These shoes were purchased about 12 years ago at a shop in Austin Texas called Atomic or some shit like that. It was a vintage toy slash fucked up shoes slash punk memorabilia store. They hold a great deal of emotional significance for me. They were also not cheap.
The shoes are custom made John Fluevog silver and gold wingtips with Doc Marten soles. They are an English size 10 although that does not matter because you do not have the balls to wear them. It is extremely likely they are the only surviving pair in the world.