Im never drinking again thread

[caco0283]

omg im so hung over right now.....my head hurts and thats why im typing very small....ah im going to try to pass the fuck out again...i hate drinking.....its satans curse to humanity

[caco0283]

i think got into a fight last night....i dont remember....my jaw feels like it got punched many times....i cant chew right now....i have marks on my face.....im never fucking drinking again

[DeltaSigChi4]

Never saw this coming.

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[caco0283]

from what i was just told i got in a fight with a guy last night...i "won" the fight and when his friends were holding him back and my friends were holding me back i was screaming "you fucking monkey....fuck you monkey....you think you can handle this....ohhhh ohhh ahhh ahhh ahhhh"

im so happy he wasnt black cos that would of been taken the wrong way

[J~$$$]

Whoomp there it is!

[caco0283]

the best part of being hung over is waking up....walking across the street and starting my breakfast with this

[J~$$$]

why is it white? I thought shrimp cocktails were red.....So what is that?

[DaOneManWonda]

its cum

[caco0283]

leche de tigre

[smokealotapotamus]

awesome name... but what the fuck is it?

[amyzzz]

That looks absolutely disgusting.

[bug on your lip]

Did they put your vomit in a glass in garnish it with chilled shrimp ?

[sonofhal]

Did they put your vomit in a glass in garnish it with chilled shrimp ?

Stomach spatter seafood platter - Yummy!


I've been trying to cut down on the beer too. I drink a lot when i go and see bands (and i go and see bands a lot).

[Jenniehoo]

That actually looks really nasty. I don't understand why the shrimp are in milk.

I'm sorry, Ronnie. Be glad you won the fight. Honestly, it could be a lot worse.

[captncrzy]

Oh that looks foul.

Give me two Jack in the Box tacos and an extra large Diet Coke for a hangover any day.

[smokealotapotamus]

oi, An extreme sausage sandwich on sourdough from Jack in the Box... with some Mozz Stix. there we go.

[denies the day]

How appropriate that this was the first thread I read today.

I hate waking up and realizing I left my debit card at the bar. Again.

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfu ckfuckfukfcufkcufi


edit: YES! Debit card was in my jeans. Gonna celebrate with a beer...

[PineapplePete]

sucks

[ThomThom]

I hope I get over this flu fast, I NEED to drink at the LCD show tomorrow night

[DeltaSigChi4]

You're lucky that the gringo didn't know how to fight, caca.

Or else you would've been in a world of hurt.

Can't really do well from under sidecontrol when someone is raining viciously inhumane elbows down on your face, when you're ridiculously intoxicated.

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[noisemachine]

I hope I get over this flu fast, I NEED to drink at the LCD show tomorrow night

Speaking of...what are the drink prices and the bar like at the El Rey. This will be my first time going there of drinking age.

[caco0283]

That actually looks really nasty. I don't understand why the shrimp are in milk.

I'm sorry, Ronnie. Be glad you won the fight. Honestly, it could be a lot worse.

jennie there isnt any milk in it....its made with lemon juice

Leche de Tigre / Tiger’s Milk
After finishing a delicious dish of cebiche, you’ll notice a pool of liquid left on your plate. This is known as Tiger’s Milk, and is traditionally drunk as a hangover cure—especially delicious when poured into a glass and mixed with white wine, pisco, or vodka!

Leche de Tigre With Seviche
The Chef
Anthony Bourdain of Brasserie Les Halles

Servings
8 people

Ingredients
4 to 5 limes, juiced
1 clove garlic, minced
1 medium red onion, thinly sliced
2 to 3 serrano peppers, seeded and minced, to taste
Sea salt and freshly ground white pepper
¼ cup finest extra-virgin olive oil
12 ounces calamari, thinly sliced
1 pound red snapper or grouper, thinly sliced
24 to 32 littleneck clams
1 tablespoon chopped cilantro, optional

Cooking Instructions
Add all the ingredients (except cilantro) to a nonreactive glass or stainless-steel bowl, and marinate about 10 minutes in the refrigerator.

Strain the juice from the seviche, and serve the juice in 8 chilled short glasses. Arrange the seviche in 8 martini glasses. Garnish with cilantro.

You're lucky that the gringo didn't know how to fight, caca.

Or else you would've been in a world of hurt.

Can't really do well from under sidecontrol when someone is raining viciously inhumane elbows down on your face, when you're ridiculously intoxicated.

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so what im finding out now is that there wasnt really a fight...i pushed the guy down and he got up and threw something at me....my friends think it was a rock....why i was calling him a monkey i was hitting myself in the face telling him he can hit me....i hit myself nonstop about 10 times according to my friends...then i told him if i heard he hit my friend (girl that is like a little sister to me) i would kill him

[thefunkylama]

Wow, Ronnie kicked the shit out of himself. This is a first.

Edit: on a side note, ceviche is delicious, but that picture doesn't look like any ceviche i've ever eaten.

[PineapplePete]

that is such a waste of good seafood!

[denies the day]

why i was calling him a monkey i was hitting myself in the face telling him he can hit me....i hit myself nonstop about 10 times according to my friends...then i told him if i heard he hit my friend (girl that is like a little sister to me) i would kill him

[Ill_Eagle]

Hangovers are for quitters. Why stop drinking when the nights over.

[phoenixsky]

I've never really bought into the whole "the best way to cure a hangover is to start drinking again" thing until recently. Shit works.

[joppy-slow]

omg im so hung over right now.....my head hurts and thats why im typing very small....ah im going to try to pass the fuck out again...i hate drinking.....its satans curse to humanity

whatever.. you will be drunk again tomorrow night.

best cure for hangover:

3 - 200 mg tablets of advil
1 - 8 hour extended release tylonel
1 large cherry slurpy
1 bacon, egg and cheese biscuit from McDonalds (or any greezy food)
1 bottle of evian water
and Sat. afternoon TV to nap to..

[orbit]

Edit: on a side note, ceviche is delicious, but that picture doesn't look like any ceviche i've ever eaten.

That picture is not ceviche, it's leche de tigre. It could be called 'ceviche juice', because it's like ceviche but with no fish, and served in a cup instead of a plate.

If you wanna try the best ceviche in the world, the north of Peru is the place to go.

[leo01g]

Best cure:
Ihop pancakes with a fat ass jug of orange juice. Always cures me.