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    It is happening again


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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Are these the ones that are skipping through cow patties?
    Cow patties? No. Adventures, yes.

    thank god I'm the fun one of the bridesmaids, and I just had a good talkin' to with the best man to make sure they're all on their shit.
    Why is it always my job to make sure everyone is having a legendary time? Why isn't anyone concerned about MY legendary time?
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    A: You're the loser of the group. This doesn't mean you're not the coolest one, or that you don't make awesome shit happen. It just means they don't care about you having fun because they don't have to. Stop hanging out with boring people, maybe, though it would probably deal a harsh blow to your ego if you were hanging around with people more amazing than yourself. Does this help? It could be worse. You could be sitting here watching the end of the LAD/SFG game.

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    gross. totally wrong on all accounts. go back to your hand.
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    I guess that's why he hangs out here.

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    Btw, I asked about the cow patties because isn't this the couple that is having the country ranch themed wedding?

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    What's your excuse for hanging out here, algunz? Being called gross by a drunk chic who wonders why her friends treat her like shit isn't exactly the worst thing to happen to me today. I'm assuming the hand comment was you thinking about me masturbating as if your chlamydia is a testament to the benefits of getting shit faced and hooking up with strangers during the middle of the week? At least wait until the weekend to get smashed and shame your family name.

    That was fun =P Clean the puke out of your hair so we can continue this? Get that pot of coffee going.

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    Nope. Adventure themed.
    I'm doing the bridesmaid party at a crater (where James Franco met the cute girl and jumped from the slot into a hole in 127 Hours). The guys were just going to do a camping thing, but I just did a drunk briainstorming session with the best man (because that's when I'm my most precious) and made it 100x times better.
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    A) my friends are awesome. I just happen to be consistently more enthusiastic about stuff than most of them. B) no one said they treat me like shit. They keep my glass full. C) I am clean at any state and proud of it cuz I'm a classy bitch. D) who the fuck are you?
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    A. Of course your friends are awesome. You shouldn't feel the need to build them up, defend them, or wonder why they're less enthusiastic than you.
    B. See A
    C. This confirms a previous post stating that everyone wants to be a bad bitch this season. Can't you just be classy without comparing yourself to a woman who has no respect for herself?
    D. Ah bad bitch.

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    I'm too intoxicated to understand or care what you just said. goodnight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djbionik View Post
    D) who the fuck are you?
    Drug-addled troll, looking to find interlocutors for his stream of nonsense. You were drunk, so you had an excuse for engaging in a conversation with him this time. Don't make the same mistake again.
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    Drug-addled troll, looking to find interlocutors for his stream of nonsense. You were drunk, so you had an excuse for engaging in a conversation with him this time. Don't make the same mistake again.
    Ohhh stellar burn, my blogga. Last night was sober Thursday in the TVS community, but thanks for the introduction. I really don't know how people could expect to react to me without people like you to pad the fall for them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    You were drunk, so you had an excuse for engaging in a conversation with him this time. Don't make the same mistake again.
    I've been told that alcohol is never an excuse in here.

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    Three 25oz cheladas down, three more to go...


    not drunk yet.

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    Tailgating in South Bend, Indiana. It's barely 0800 in my normal time zone and I'm partially numb.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Hiccups at this hour is unacceptable. But the music is soooooo good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    Tailgating in South Bend, Indiana. It's barely 0800 in my normal time zone and I'm partially numb.
    My mom grew up dirt poor there during the Great Depression.
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    my girlfriend doesn't like it when i come home at 4am
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    And I shouldn't be. Not on a Sunday night. oops.

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    I havent gotten drunk this whole time I have been South Carolina.I have tried but I usually end up just falling asleep because of the time zone.
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    It's not too late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    And I shouldn't be. Not on a Sunday night. oops.
    After your dealings with supercreep at TJ's, I'd say a drink or three is warranted.
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    I agree, but I should be stronger than that.

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    Perhaps. But it sounds like you learned a thing or two tonight about how to handle if it happens again. That's the important part.
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    Cheers!

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    Bad news. here
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