I have been at a my industry awards night. I was heaps nervous about my chances of winning a particular award. I rarely drink but got stuck in early to quell the nerves.
Turns out they just decided not give out that award this year, just put a line through it in the program with no explanation.
Drink all day sir, make sure to eat at least once to ensure a blackout at 230am instead of 9pm
Really... you probably don't want to know. but fuck it, i am drunk... So here is the back story, I met a guy who is really good on paper, we had a lot of fun on Wednesday, hung out again today, he bought me several shots so I am drunk... then he sent me on my way. So drunk me sent Nick a text that said... So, for future reference, besides being too fat and too happy, what else is wrong with me? because honestly, I am at a loss, I think I am a good person... I thought we were happy, but obviously I was wrong, and now I am this pathetic person who has no clue, so I really need to know so I can fix it... I don't want to be alone forever. He has not responded.
Shit Loca, when you pass a point in the future, put the phone away.
lol, I know, if only it were that easy, when you are with someone for over 3 years you kind of memorize the phone number. I have deleted him multiple times and the number is still branded in my mind. I think the better bet is to stop doing shots, even when they are free.
drink until you forget the number... or better yet just drink until you forget what numbers are
Im completely fine with that interpretation
Now with more Rob Lowe
your ≠ you're
[boarderwoozel3] dying or tim & eric
[boarderwoozel3] I'll take dying
I should drink more.
I drank like 7 cranberry vodkas tonight. I watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Holy fuck does that movie hit home for me.
I even got someone who is mutual friends with my crazy ex say that yes, my ex is crazy. I call that a victorious night.
MOJITOS TILL I FALL ON THE FLOOR AND SOMEONE WRITES SOMETHING ON MY FACE
4/6: Hookworms, Disappears @ The Rickshaw Stop
4/8: Drive Like Jehu @ The Glass House
4/17: Swans, Angel Olsen