Are you and Manny going to the Bikini tonight?
You're next Amy. I am everywhere today.
I don't get off 'til 11:30 and I'm flat broke until Thursday...so that makes me out.
As for the artists and cokeheads comment, what exactly has my roommate told you?
I will PM you a list of your known associates and what you have allegedly been up to. Gossip is a bitch. After parties too. Tell Mob where it hurts. Daddy'll make it all better.
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was the "Hit On Young Girls Thread". My bad.
Damn. I gotta be more careful.
And I'll be 23 next week, Mob. Does that bump me from the "Hit On Young Girls Thread" to the "Let's Be Creepy Old Men Thread"?
But usually I just turn on the air popper and walk away. I make fucking phenomenal popcorn, though. If any of y'unz pass through Eugene any time soon I will prove it.
Are you still talking about fucking popcorn? And you wonder why there will never be a female president.
Bitches, drop your britches. I'm climbing over the fence.
You say that in like every thread.
Dude, are you going to the Bikini? The Bikini, dude.
Choose something that is like, funny.
I'm like a bird. I'll only fly away.
I want to join the club. I am sympathetic to your needs. No vagina, but sympathetic to your needs. For sure.
Report back to us with 1000 words on Steel Magnolias and how you choose to alleviate your menstrual cramps and we'll consider you for membership.
so what type of face products do y'all use?
since i turned the big 2-5 recently, i'm thinking it's time to upgrade, at least my face lotion. the neutrogena oil-free wash i use seems to be fine, but i may upgrade the wash as well. i used to use murad in high school, and i'm thinking about going back to that. it's so damned expensive though. there was this neutrogena stuff i was using for awhile that i can't find. now i need something new. so what do you use?
i use aveena face wash and toner. i did not like their face lotion at all so i switched to ponds "hydration creme" my face is really dry and that ponds creme is absolutely perfect.
aveena is pretty expensive... im open to suggestions as well.
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whoa wait, phoenix? so are y'all talking about bikini lounge downtown? i <3 that place.
my roommate uses proactiv. she used to use acutane. that shit scares me.
i guess i should state my "skin type", i don't have dry skin, i guess it gets a little oily. pretty normal though. i just want to tighten up my pores and prevent smile lines and all that.
speaking of, have any of you seen that commercial with the scary lady talking about how parenthesis don't belong on your face and that you should get some new injection shit? she scares me.
PRODUCT: Renewing Cleanser
Directions: Use morning and night. Apply a small (dime-sized) amount to dampened skin and gently massage. Rinse thoroughly with warm water, pat dry. Follow with Revitalizing Toner.
Active Ingredient: benzoyl peroxide 2.5%.
Inactive Ingredients: water (aqua), magnesium aluminum silicate, glyceryl stearate, PEG-100 stearate, disodium dimethicone copolyol sulfosuccinate, sorbitol, dimethyl isosorbide, polyethylene, tridecyl stearate, neopentyl glycol dicaprylate/dicaprate, tridecyl trimellitate, cetyl esters, anthemis nobilis flower extract, sodium hyaluronate, sodium PCA, propylene glycol, xanthan gum, imidazolidinyl urea, methylparaben, propylparaben, fragrance (parfum).
PRODUCT: Revitalizing Toner
Directions: Apply to cleansed skin with cotton ball or pad, morning and night as needed. Allow Toner to dry and follow with Repairing Lotion. If going outside, use a sunscreen. If irritation or sensitivity develops, discontinue use of both products and consult a doctor.
Ingredients: water (aqua), glycolic acid, hamamelis virginiana (witch hazel) extract, anthemis nobilis flower extract, rosa canina fruit extract, aloe barbadensis leaf juice, sodium PCA, panthenol, glycerin, propylene glycol, allantoin, polysorbate-20, hydroxyethylcellulose, sodium hydroxide, benzophenone-4, tetrasodium EDTA, methylparaben, propylparaben, imidazolidinyl urea, fragrance (parfum), blue 1, yellow 5
PRODUCT: Repairing Lotion
Directions: Use morning and night. On clean skin, apply a thin layer to the entire affected area. Allow to dry. Do not rinse off. If bothersome dryness or peeling occurs, reduce application use. If going outside, use a sunscreen.
Active Ingredient: benzoyl peroxide 2.5%.
Inactive Ingredients: water (aqua), cyclomethicone, ethoxydiglycol, propylene glycol, glyceryl stearate, PEG-100 stearate, cetearyl alcohol, dimethicone, panthenol, allantoin, carbomer, ceteareth-20, xanthan gum, triethanolamine, diazolidinyl urea, methylparaben, propylparaben, fragrance (parfum).