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  1. Re: Never mind removing your shoes, do you let your pet sleep with you?

    The real question is, How Many Tropical themed bedspreads/ covers does one wicker headboard need?
  2. Re: Never mind removing your shoes, do you let your pet sleep with you?

    Of course I know that... But, were you aware of the fact that 10 to 1, cats prefer digging their claws into wicker over leather, and I'm totally okay with that?
  3. Re: Never mind removing your shoes, do you let your pet sleep with you?

    http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/HOME%20SWEET%20HOME/IMGP0957-1.jpg
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    Re: You make me sad Coachella

    http://pophangover.com/images/sad-keanu-reeves-7.jpg
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    Re: What a shit show

    Would you like to try one of my waffles?
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    Re: What a shit show

    Has it occurred to any of you complaining either way that maybe, just maybe, Paul is just a little sick of all the nonsense in trying to please everybody, and he just said, "Fuck it," this year? Now...
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    Re: The Sex thread

    So... It's another Friday Night in Indio and here I am, spending it more or less alone since the husband has chosen to sleep in his big RV out in the garage...something about a really bad day at...
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    Re: What a shit show

    That "force field" better make you feel close cuz it's got to reek of ass and feet down there... Holy Churros!
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    Re: What a shit show

    Go ahead and live your life as a chipmunk then... I've been getting 2 Churros with the hopes that one day that bitch and I would cross paths and nosh in sweet harmony...
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    Re: What a shit show

    "...it's changed my life, given me some great lifelong friends, enabled me to meet my husband..." And it's turned into everything you hate? I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to scratch your name off my...
  11. Re: PabloMoney's SoulDischarge's 2015 PabloMoney Posts Report Card Report Card

    Would I be able to do this while wearing my wolf spirit hood and reciting, "this lil' iggy went to market, this lil' piggy stayed home?" Cuz that would actually excite me more than the fucking...
  12. Re: PabloMoney's SoulDischarge's 2015 PabloMoney Posts Report Card Report Card

    So, based upon your mathematical genius, in order to be considered a Pro-tipper, one need only post 252 posts a month... and, in order to meet the criteria necessary to irritate the fuck out of...
  13. Re: PabloMoney's SoulDischarge's 2015 PabloMoney Posts Report Card Report Card

    Shit, if I had known that, I would have tried harder in the past and you'd have been using that thing as a pivotal kickstand... dammit!
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    Re: Top 5 Favorite Christmas Dongs?

    http://youtu.be/9PVhIMr4ScI
  15. Sticky: Re: Attention new people-how to avoid getting flamed!

    No worries... unless you're a marshmallow... :lips
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  17. Re: 2010 Coachella Heineken Billboard - for sale

    :rotfl
  18. Re: Arb-Bearings.com: Ball Bearing Exporter in USA

    http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Low-knockers-125.jpg
  19. Poll: Re: How many alcoholic beverages do you drink in a typical week?

    I wouldn't say that I care, but I am curious whether sipping cider or putting things up your butt makes you squint your eyes more.
  20. Re: The Thread in Which Everyone Posts Something Inane And No One Responds to Each Ot

    Oh, please... I was like one of the founding fucktards who pioneered this behavior.
  21. Poll: Re: How many alcoholic beverages do you drink in a typical week?

    Fuck. I don't think I've had a typical week since I started drinking.
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    Re: 15 years ago today...

    Don't feel bad...I lived in a casita right across the dirt road in front of Lot 8 and missed it because of having to work! (I did get to hear all about it once I got home because I let my "now...
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    Re: Nvm Humanity is doomed

    You hope he gets life? After all the Death Penalties he distributed? He's a Cancer and should be treated as such... with extra chemo for goods measure.
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    Re: Facebook Reddit Coachella

    Fedora's are sooo 2009,...So, I just threw together something more appropriate and hunter fwiendly for you...:lips
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  25. Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    I'm in the midst of a Marie Callander Chicken Pot Pie right now for my brunch, but it's not meeting my need for comfort and joy. Tom, Would you be so kind as to share your tear-jerking recipe while I...
  26. Re: So my left eye is hurting me for no reason....

    Should of worn goggles...
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    Re: The Job Offers Thread

    http://hqwalle.info/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Hires-Spider-and-its-Web.jpg
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    Re: The Default Thread

    OMG, I was wrong...
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Well, for starters, I don't think you'll find a sausage with a squirrel attached to it...

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aH1PKoYbjbw/T6cAUPZfv4I/AAAAAAAAA4I/2asyIGEyUf4/s1600/tail1.jpg
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Well, if it's a food truck we're talking about... yes, that burrito could be full of roadkill and taterless... I mean, how often do you see a potato flattened in the middle of the roadway?
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Why, of course that practice is wrong. You and I both know that. But try conveying that to the guy in the kitchen who's been re-frying beans all morning for the lunch rush he's about to get slammed...
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    Re: The Default Thread

    If it's after 10am...the same shit your burrito had...
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Sounds more like the kind of burrito you'd get at a place that stops serving breakfast at 10 am , but then you sauntered in...What you got was what was left simmering like dying scraps on the...
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    Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/BROKENDOLL/Videos/Recently%20Updated/f6dd5138-4b81-4685-898b-1182c1cfdaaf_zps303d05b3.jpg~original
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    Re: It's Raining TV Aliens

    With the shit shape our world is in today, if there's anyone who can make God laugh about it, it's Robin Williams... R.I.P. to one of my comedic heroes... You will be sorely missed...
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    Re: Something interesting

    Great. Does that mean that "Duck Lips" and "Bro Fists," are potential conflicts?
  37. Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    101 Recipes for Getting Laid
    by Betty Crocker
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    Re: Gathering of the Juggalos 2014

    Should I feel shamed if I admitted the same thing?


    About half-way through I thought to myself that this would be funny to witness from above... like 50 feet above.


    To be fair, up until...
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    Re: 2015 Advance Sale Friday May 16th at 10am

    Using anal beads, of course...
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    Re: 2015 Advance Sale Friday May 16th at 10am

    Amy, if you were to get a Safari tent package, would you be offering the hand to fist candy exchange procedure to kvnty and footixy as incentive to join you in the campgrounds?
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    Re: 2015 Advance Sale Friday May 16th at 10am

    Man, when it comes to fisting, kvnty's got a quick slate of hand!
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    Re: 2015 Advance Sale Friday May 16th at 10am

    Would you prefer having hands or fists raised in the air?
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Is this post due to all those elementary years in school where the other boys and girls laughed and picked on your whiny ass? Or, have you always been an unflawed piece of shit who really wants to be...
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    Re: Mount Rushmore of Douchebags

    I can hardly wait for the royalties to start pouring in!
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    Re: Mount Rushmore of Douchebags

    http://youtu.be/XeZv5AaO5UM

    Looks like I'm the new twist to the Rock and Paper game...
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    Poll: Re: Number of shits given

    Are you insinuating that we're a couple of hoes, Tom?
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    Re: 2014 Photos (Best of)

    Oh, please, Creep! It's obviously not as big as his head and probably requires a telephoto lens to be seen... unless of course he's holding out on anymore photos of Matt Bellamy...
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    Re: Security Personnel Incompetence

    I noticed the same thing from security and only got called, "ma'am," once. No complaints here!
  49. Re: Things You Think Are Confessions But Are Actually Banal And No One Gives A Fuck

    I'm sending two hugs... One to comfort you and one to congratulate you... I'm so sorry for your loss, Ivy... :(
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    Re: Coachella merch online store?

    Yeah, I wanted a towel also. I found this blanket on Ebay... $250... Tempted...
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